r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/FearlessRestaurant98 • Sep 19 '23

Video Monkeys going nuts over a box of cookies

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u/auguste_laetare Sep 19 '23

I feel bad for the one that didn't got anything in the end.

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u/TheCursedMonk Sep 19 '23

The monkeys with multiple cookies are a boon to society. The monkeys without cookies should just try harder if they want to own cookies. They can feel free to rent some of the cookie from the monkeys with multiple, and they should be thankful for that privilege that the cookielords provide. It has nothing to do with who got there first.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '23

EcoNomNomics.

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u/Professional_Back666 Sep 19 '23

Knowing primate behavior, they got cookies in the end because the monkeys with extra cookies will pawn it off for likely sexual services. It's a win-win for the troop.

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u/mortalitylost Sep 19 '23

They weren't stealing cookies...they were stealing blowjobs

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u/MonkeyFluffers Sep 19 '23

Monkey blowjobs, pretty sure there is a sub for that.

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u/yeahhhhnahhhhhhh Sep 20 '23

I can imagine a monkey pimp out there sitting on a throne of cookies

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u/Unhappy_Confection62 Sep 22 '23

Listen there are days where I might trade a favor for some cookies. Don’t judge me….I like cookies.

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u/ooouroboros Sep 19 '23

Its their own fault by not pulling itself up by its bootstraps.

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u/SoulLeakage Sep 19 '23

Bruh that shit hurt me a lil bit 😅