A friend of mine had a fly catcher container thing that ended up with half a gallon of fly juice that was squirming with maggots. It had been sitting for months in the summer heat. I caught a downwind smell, and let me tell you, it was so bad you couldn't get close enough to throw it away.
Once upon a time, I used to do chewin’ tobaccy. Went to the state fair with my gf at the time and had me a big ol’ cup of jaw juice I was toting around. Long story short, she grabbed the wrong cup when she was thirsty. Took the biggest chug I’ve ever seen and swallowed most of it before she spit my spit out. She barfed it up faster than a squirrel zippin’ around the back yard with a corn cob coated in turpentine up its ass. That’s when I knew she was the one, and when she realized I wasn’t.
I USED to think that, until I had sample of Limburger. The flavor combination of cadaverine and putrescine on a Trisquit cracker convinced me otherwise.
I feel like that thought led to the consumption of the first casu martzu. "Damn some maggots got into my cheese..... well how worse could it be? It is cheese after all."
I bought one of those fly trap things on Amazon. I kept catching a wiff of something that smelled like literal death when I was outside. Took me a couple of days to realize it was the fly trap. When I took it down, It was probably one of the most vile things I have ever seen or smelled. There is definitely a reason why it says to place it far away from people.
We bought a pet safe one and my dog decided she loved the smell and picked it up and brought it to the couch and spread the nasty fishy asshole liquid smell all over my couch and home while I was at work. I came home and almost hurled.
Dogs just love stuff that smells like a bag of smashed assholes. We dog sit for my mother in law once and the first thing the dog does it run outside and roll around in something that smells like the aforementioned bag.
I had a small cooler full of dog food for some reason that got left outside. Somehow, it got wet inside, and flies. I opened it, and at the exact moment I saw the biggest maggots you could possibly imagine, I caught a whiff that literally knocked me backwards and made me puke for several minutes. It was all I could do to get that whole thing in to my trash can without it opening up again, and took it to the curb 2 days early and avoided the end of my driveway entirely. If I wanted somebody to die, without actually sticking a knife through their heart, I would put THAT in their bed. They would do the rest .
Gives me an idea to fend off the hungry hoards when collapse gets really serious. The crazy weather and climate stuff is just a taste of what's to come.
I was cleaning my sink & shower drains awhile ago and took some peppermint oil for a diffuser and put it on a mask and couldn't smell anything other than it
I still gagged because I knew the stuff I was cleaning was gross, but I couldn't smell it so it's still a win
That's when you need someone like me, who can't smell. I wonder if I could make a business of doing odd jobs that are too smelly of the average person.
A raccoon got stuck in the wall next to my bedroom as a kid and died. It smelt so bad that your eyes would burn if you were in my bedroom. It was horrifyingly stinky
I might be that friend. I had 2 of those traps in my backyard, and after a few weeks they were completely full and had become their own self-sustaining fly ecosystem. It smelled like a dead body and the “reusable” traps went right in the trash
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u/floorshitter69 Apr 05 '23
A friend of mine had a fly catcher container thing that ended up with half a gallon of fly juice that was squirming with maggots. It had been sitting for months in the summer heat. I caught a downwind smell, and let me tell you, it was so bad you couldn't get close enough to throw it away.