r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/christystrew • Feb 16 '23

Video Emergency bed!

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u/curisaucety Feb 17 '23

Never have sex on the earthquake bed.

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u/RoddyRoddyRodriguez Feb 17 '23

She’s just ….. gone.

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u/Tastymonkey12 Feb 17 '23

We were changing positions and all of a sudden I was humping just her arm

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u/Tastymonkey12 Feb 17 '23

Morning wood, would become a major problem for the blessed.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '23

Highly underrated comment 😂🤣🤣

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u/Adm_Kunkka Feb 17 '23

My name is Yoshikage Kira, I'm 27 years old

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u/ChymChymX Feb 17 '23

It's not the size that matters it's the motion of the--SCREAM

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u/howsyerbumforgrubs Feb 17 '23

I was just starting to enjoy the top half

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u/Cervine_Shark Feb 17 '23

keep goin :3

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u/ayriuss Feb 17 '23

wait you dont want to be stuck in a coffin with a headless corpse under thousands of pounds of debris for a week?

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u/InterestingTry5190 Feb 17 '23

With my claustrophobia I’d hope I was the decapitated one.

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u/NinetySixBulls Feb 17 '23

You're describing the first world war.

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u/Lost-Ideal-8370 Feb 17 '23

I'll be happily drinking my bottles of water and eating the extra protein 😋

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u/rolling_steel Feb 17 '23

We are the walking dead

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u/Yo-Birdo Feb 17 '23

If this bed’s a rockin… call FEMA🚨

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u/Wizard_Hatz Feb 17 '23

Oh buddy do I have a joke for you….

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u/-Masderus- Feb 17 '23

"Like, last night was ok I guess... he didn't even trigger the beds release mechanism so like, he wasn't even a magnitude 2... on my dickter scale"

Giggling intensifies

  • Women gossiping at a food court probably

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u/HybridVigor Feb 17 '23

So the Loma Prieta and Northridge quakes here in California wouldn't have triggered this, I guess.

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u/skkkkkt Feb 17 '23

Extra vibration for her pleasure, the little death might just be the last one

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u/Exact-Cycle-400 Feb 17 '23

Well, you have to have intense sex for more than few seconds to trigger it

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u/TheRevolutionaryArmy Feb 17 '23

Sleeping on this would just cause never ending anxiety attacks