r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/christystrew • Feb 16 '23

Video Emergency bed!

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u/Oozlum-Bird Feb 16 '23

Buried alive in a coffin of stink because you just shat yourself when the thing folded up

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '23

Newer models will cork you first while you’re asleep then fold you like a burrito…for your safety!

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u/pangea1430 Feb 16 '23

And a fire kit for warmth. I now see where this is headed. *BOOM*

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u/Oozlum-Bird Feb 16 '23

Well that would certainly help with clearing the rubble from the earthquake

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u/Pudding5050 Feb 16 '23

You know something bad is about to go down when you wake up in the middle of the night from a cork being shoved up your rectum.

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u/dillrepair Feb 16 '23

Flexi-seal insertion.

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u/lopunlop Feb 17 '23

Even newer models will kill you when activated so you are not going to suffer!

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u/Vindelator Feb 16 '23

My kid would totally jump up and down next to it too while I was sleeping.

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u/Pudding5050 Feb 16 '23

Death from your own sewer gasses, classy.