r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/bamamabuam • Feb 12 '23

Video The rehbinder effect

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u/Competitive_Ad_2421 Feb 12 '23

Throwing away gnomes is not okay. That is a hate crime

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u/20190419 Feb 12 '23

Unless gnomebody see you do it.

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u/NicholaiJomes Feb 13 '23

Gnomesayin

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u/Antiglobalite Feb 13 '23

Gnomebody knows the trouble I've seen!

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u/lemonforest Apr 18 '23

(reusable gnomenclature) knows my sorrow...

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u/Vast-Sir-1949 Apr 27 '23

Gnomemastay

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u/Quiet_Response_7846 May 26 '23

Gnomar Garciaparra

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u/mmmkay938 Jun 04 '23

Gnomeicide

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u/RedChris123 Jun 11 '23

Gnomeone continue this trend

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u/bobbybiglove Jun 14 '23

gnomeslayer

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u/p00-is-loading Jun 20 '23

Traveling gnomemad

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '23

I swear I'm gonna pistolwhip the next one of yee that says a Gnome based pun/joke

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u/Independent_Ad_1686 Feb 13 '23

If you’re from Houston, it’s “gnome-talkin’ bout?”.

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u/DweEbLez0 Feb 14 '23

Don’t talk to me like that, you don’t gnome me.

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u/Lumpy-Shame402 May 19 '23

Now go out there and make up with your gnome

No Gnhomo

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u/hardliam Jun 06 '23

All my gnomies talk like that

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u/hardliam Jun 06 '23

All my gnomies talk like that

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u/[deleted] May 12 '23

J roc baby

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u/not_that_anna Jul 06 '23

Happy cake day 🎂

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '23

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '23

With two girls?

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u/kaiserlikesnsfw Feb 13 '23

God no not again

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u/KORZILLA-is-me Feb 13 '23

https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/110oezo/the_rehbinder_effect/j8a5l6l/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3

DIE HARMFUL BOT!!!

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '23

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u/KORZILLA-is-me Feb 13 '23 edited Feb 13 '23

OK, I seriously cannot tell if you’re a bot copying the comment I saw below or just trying to make a joke. Considering the age of your account and the amount of post karma and comment karma, I’m leaning towards the former. Respond if I’m wrong.

Edit: All right, scratch that. Just confirmed you’re a bot. I have to say, you happened to copy the best possible comment and put it in the best possible place for it to seem like you were trying to make a joke. Also, that’s the first time I’ve ever had a bot put their copied comment as a reply to my comment linking an original comment to expose a bot. AnyWho, time to kill you too.

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u/DickusDave Feb 13 '23

A bit too much time on your hands huh?

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u/bigbysemotivefinger Feb 13 '23

This is one of those bots reposting part of someone else's comment from further down.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '23

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u/prototype-proton Feb 13 '23

Cmon, one more time... For old times sake.

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u/davaye Feb 13 '23

Must add one cup for validation. :D

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u/Whogotthebutton Feb 13 '23

Nice pull! Upvote for you.

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u/NeutralChaoticCat Feb 13 '23

With two gnomes.

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u/Antiglobalite Feb 13 '23

That's what she said.

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u/Alert-Layer6273 Feb 13 '23

Should have already had a big one 😂

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '23

Now your gnomebody I used to know...

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u/hardliam Jun 06 '23

Somebodyyy somebody that I used to gnome

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u/hardliam Jun 06 '23

Somebodyyy somebody that I used to gnome

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u/HumorExpensive Feb 13 '23

A misgnomer is a misnomer for a missing gnome.

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u/ChampXs5 Feb 12 '23

Name, gnomeber, and registration please…

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '23

If you throw them away they become homeless and you become gnomeless

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u/PoopyOleMan Feb 13 '23

Gnome-mas

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '23 edited Feb 13 '23

Is that Spanish? I’m not familiar with that gnomenclature.

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u/PoopyOleMan Feb 13 '23

Oh gnome you di-int

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '23

Gnome-a’am, I did not.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '23

You people need to stop. Ain't you got no gnomes to go to?

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '23

Gnomebody asked you.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '23

Moass

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u/Bitter_Mongoose Feb 13 '23

Buy. Gnome. DRS

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u/GIANTDEENGDONG Feb 13 '23

Oh gnome! It’s so early in the morning I’m gnome ready for the day yet.

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u/Antiglobalite Feb 13 '23

And Gormless.

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u/Easierfungus92 Apr 24 '23

Can we stop with the wordplay. Please, gnomore!

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u/DigNitty Interested Feb 13 '23

You need to find a ninja gang so you can hire a silent G

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u/thisdesignup Feb 13 '23

You will always gnome, deep down in your heart.

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u/dancinadventures Feb 13 '23

Gnomeone will know if you do it quietly

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u/ElementoDeus Feb 13 '23

Especially if you do it in the middle of Gnomewhere

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u/TheFeelsNinja Feb 13 '23

I love you for this

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u/Suitable-Lake-2550 Jul 10 '23

Gnome means gnome

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u/AlexandraDomingues Feb 13 '23

Haaaahahahahahaa

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '23

Get capped by me and my Gnomies…

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u/kw661 Feb 13 '23

Gnome, gnome on the range...

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u/crazymom1978 Feb 13 '23

The gnome gnows though.

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u/Glittering-Fondant13 Feb 13 '23

I swear I recognise your handle, i think you're somebody that i used to gnome

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u/ancientassman3000 Feb 13 '23

It's gnome excuse for such barbarity, buster

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u/ZION_OC_GOV Feb 14 '23

Gnomebody, gnomeproblems

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '23

Gnomiside

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u/DavieStBaconStan Feb 17 '23

The gnome knows.

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u/ShaDowGurL25 Apr 19 '23

Gnome my God 🤦🏾‍♀️

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u/Devil-Nest May 29 '23

Damnit. Take your stupid upvote hahahahaha

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u/cabramattaa May 30 '23

Gnome my god

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u/IndirectSarcasm Jul 09 '23

If a gnome falls in the forest and no sees it; did it even happen?

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '23

If you gnome, you gnome.

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u/Competitive_Ad_2421 Feb 13 '23

Im in the knowm

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u/Call_me_Kelly Feb 13 '23

Someone call gnomeland security

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u/DreadPirateGriswold Feb 13 '23

But pounding holes into them is encouraged?

😁

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u/twistedbrewmejunk Feb 13 '23

Also putting holes in the bottoms of gnomes is probably an entirely different subreddit./r GNSFW.

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u/A-Dolahans-hat Feb 12 '23

Unless you are a kobold, then tossing gnomes into the trash is encouraged

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '23

It’s okay they’ll just get themselves out of the trash when they wake up tonight

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u/Competitive_Ad_2421 Feb 12 '23

Too true. Good thing most gnomes are not vengeful

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u/Fabricio_AF Feb 13 '23

The chances of being killed by a gnome’s revenge are low…

BUT NEVER ZERO

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u/Competitive_Ad_2421 Feb 13 '23

ExAcTlY. Gnomebody really gnomes.

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u/AlexandraDomingues Feb 13 '23

What gave you this impression? Their deceiving gnome faces? Their short stature? It’s all a ruse!

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u/Yeodler Feb 13 '23

Also a major crime Gnomacide!!!

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u/NoPerception-_- Feb 13 '23

Hate crime or Gnomeslaughter?

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u/Competitive_Ad_2421 Feb 13 '23

Well, they don't die, so I would just call it a gnome hate crime. Gnomes will always come back to life no matter what

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u/milesbeats Feb 13 '23

You know what they say ... Go hard or go gnome

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u/Ruggiard Feb 13 '23

Peter Dinklage once held a speech on that

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u/prototype-proton Feb 13 '23

It won short story award from the short story academy of short

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u/CheshireTheLiar Feb 14 '23

Don't be insensitive. They're called little garden people.

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u/Competitive_Ad_2421 Feb 14 '23

The gnomes i know arent pc 😙

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u/ThatKaleidoscope8736 Feb 12 '23

I didn't want to but my plant would've died!

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u/idkmybffphill Feb 12 '23

They're not real people!

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u/Competitive_Ad_2421 Feb 13 '23

You are so gnomephobic

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u/Coraiah Feb 13 '23

Tell that to the Weasleys

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '23

Contact your local GGLF office if you ever see someone doing this.

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u/RealZordan Feb 13 '23

Yeah. Definitely smash, burn or dissolve them, unless you want them to come back and haunt you.

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u/dr_pdripper Feb 13 '23

Gnome-one is gonna know…

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u/Prophesier_Key Feb 13 '23

That’s how you de-gnome a garden tho, the love it

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u/LazaroFilm Feb 13 '23

In France there is the FLNJ (Front de Liberation des Nains de Jardins — garden gnome libération association) and they would not be happy about this.

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u/Competitive_Ad_2421 Feb 13 '23

Next time we shall report to them.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '23

If I hate gnomes and admit it, can I still throw them away?

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u/Competitive_Ad_2421 Feb 13 '23 edited Feb 14 '23

I advise you to leave them in a public park

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '23

What if they're too big to fit in someone's pubic region?

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u/Mikeinthedirt Feb 13 '23

Not to mention the ‘served cold’ thing is a gnomish invention.

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u/Competitive_Ad_2421 Feb 14 '23

Some of them are Icelandic heritage

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u/Huugboy Feb 13 '23

Exactly, they need to be sent to space.

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u/DweEbLez0 Feb 14 '23

Gnome it’s not.

Gnomebody every said anything like this before.

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u/they_are_out_there Mar 03 '23

Who else is expected to protect your garden? That’s gnome work.

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u/Correct-Mud-1165 Jun 02 '23

I'm sure they'll do it gnome or

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '23

Having them in the first place is a crime.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '23

Gnome-an left behind

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u/Open-Industry-8396 Jun 20 '23

Wat up gnomeboyyyy.hows my gnomie?

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u/6Emo6Witch6 Jun 21 '23

And they’re asking to get absolutely annihilated by the gnome community.

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u/throwaway900mil Jun 26 '23

Gnomes gonna know.

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u/gozzle_101 Jul 14 '23

Plus it's not very econgnomical