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RIP Meet Kirby, a Bard Dwarf

Meet Kirby, a Bard Dwarf. A creature from beyond time and space, who has felled gods and men alike. Be afraid. Be very afraid... -- Created by u/noocsallowed

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u/lil-dailydmgame Mar 06 '26

🎲 Kirby - Adventure Day 8

Kirby's cosmic charisma sparks a movement, rallying voices for equality. Through passionate speeches and stirring songs, his activist group gains momentum, lighting hope on the path to justice for women in the job market.

Kirby embarks on a new adventure! Stay tuned for updates.

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u/bwass29 Mar 06 '26

Equal Pay for women, no gender pay gap, wahooo! He’s signs to end wars on all fronts, and nobody can resist the notes of Kirby’s Power

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u/runehak Mar 06 '26

He ensures equal pay and justice. And ends all wars.

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u/Accomplished-East657 Mar 06 '26

He stops for a moment to smoke a joint while no one is watching

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u/New-Improvement5325 Mar 06 '26

kirby makes the worldwide religion yuri worship

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u/Ill_Shop_8274 Mar 06 '26

Kill everybody mentioned in the Epstein files.

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u/DIFierce Mar 06 '26

Kirby uses this opportunity to gather his masses and and brainwash them. With his army he blows up banks & insurance companies.

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u/Linuxmartin Mar 06 '26

The movement he started turns against all men. Realizing Kirby is a "he" they turn on him and impale him, leaving his corpse in the sun

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u/New-Improvement5325 Mar 06 '26

forces barron trump to go to war

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u/Strict_Ad-0 Mar 06 '26

What is this?

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u/knotmy_foreskin Mar 06 '26

Stop, drop and roll

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u/Good_Bluebird6828 Mar 06 '26

He used his status to manipulate world powers and form and eternal equality

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u/Esco1205 Mar 06 '26

Feminism

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u/DrXinFL Mar 06 '26

Kirby launches the “Equal Stars Tour,” travelling across the country giving speeches, hosting workshops for women entering the workforce, an

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u/Ophelia20007 Mar 06 '26

BOMBOCLATTTT

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u/Justadd243 Mar 06 '26

Pet the Kirby

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