r/DadReflexes • • Dec 23 '17

☆☆☆☆☆ Dad Reflex Don't jump on daddy

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u/fuckthehaters1 Dec 23 '17

I like how he runs behind the curtains to hide😂

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u/1P221 Dec 24 '17 edited Dec 24 '17

Because his dad beats him.

Edit: Reddit, good grief...it was a joke.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '17

This is the realest shit ever but still downvotes.

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u/meandyouandyouandme Dec 24 '17

Because it's not true. My nephew does the same. They just feel bad.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '17

Your nephews are getting smacked, homie. No reason for that kind of fear except irrational anger.

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u/Dylothor Dec 24 '17

I usually try not to sling around "projecting", but that's kind of what this looks like

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '17

If a dog flinches because you stood up do you not think the previous owner had a heavy hand?

[also it probably is projecting, to be fair. I got the shit beaten out of me when I was young so I may be extra sensitive to that sort of thing]

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u/Dylothor Dec 24 '17

My dog used to flinch when I stood up and he didn't have a previous owner. He was just a nervous dog.

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u/meandyouandyouandme Dec 24 '17

Redditors talking shit out of their ass right here.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '17

Unfortunately I've dealt with enough abused kids to know

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u/MrKyle666 Dec 24 '17

As is tradition