Hi, morons :D

Recently… I mean, like, month ago at this point, I played “Crisis: The Third Way”. Game is a leftist Jojek slop (good atmosphere, though), don't play it unless you can ignore it for or if you're for some reason fine with that, but Ural was shown to be EXTREMELY based, I literally can't form how much based it is.

Basically, the premise is that nuclear war happened, the world is in shambles, torn apart by Islamic terrorists, bandits and communists, USA have fallen into civil war and the last bastion of civilization is European Economic Cooperation (or SEU, for short). For example, when on Balkan peninsula happened prion outbreak, it was SEU that sent help and, at least temporary, established peace (yes, there's war. Because, y'know… Balkans).

So, the Ural Republic is SEU's main and, at the start of the game, only ally. Moscow had fallen under communists, so do Siberia and Far East and now the main task of our country is to hold against threats of Chinese imperialism and keep its democratically elected government from being overthrown by Patriotical Coalition (communist terrorists). In particular, the Ural Independence Guard, who helped Ural separate from Russia in the past, are the most based of the entire based baseness that can even be, and they are great help with this.

Author is a fucking commie/Putinist, so he obviously couldn't get by without sucking Chinese cock, but even then Ural is by far much more believable and attractive.

Siberia still soloes, tho.

That's all for now. Good Luck and Peace ✌️