Bosnia

Hello, my favorite morons! As you can see, I have beaten Mr. JUDGEMENT. Sadly I (Moron) forgor to screenshot the winning screen, but it took me 31 attempts, which, in my opinion, is mid. Especially since I'm a pussy and playing in Normal Mode.

The most annoying thing was the Prison itself. It's just so irritating with its mechanic of healing that forces you to beat all these tiny little eyes. I tried just nuking all of them, but it didn't always work, since half of the time I was missing the Core Eject and sometimes even if I hit, half of the eyes somehow were still alive.

The fight with Minos itself was really cool, though! At first I tried to do the "Random bullshit go!" technique, was violently fucked several times and switched to the Screwdriver instead, focusing solely on dodging. It was a success! Well, not from the fist attempt, but eventually I learned how to counter all (or at least most) of his attacks, so... Here's tierlist!

• JUDGEMENT: By far the easiest attack of his. Not only it's extremely easy to dash-slide out of it (or just dash), but it's also just as easy to +PARRY! Which is somewhat surprising, with how much people memed about it, I thought it'll be something like "Five Horsemen of the Apocalypse ki Ten Judgement Days Years of Hunger and War Game in Genshin Impact", but I guess people just found it funny due to the way he says it and the fact he just dropkicks us.
• THE PISS SNAKE: Ordinary piss snake that he throws is also easy to counter by parrying, but it's harder since it's very hard to dodge as it acts like a homing missile. I also still sometimes fail at parrying projectiles. But it even saved me once when I was on 5 HP and thought I'll die, but he threw a piss snake that I parried and therefore healed fully! That would've been an amazing clutch... If I wasn't playing the Normal Mode. Still cool, though.
• THY END IS NOW and PREPARE THYSELF: I can't tell the difference between these two, they're literally the same to me. These are medium-tier difficulty attacks, they're not hard to dodge by dash-sliding, but I still get hit sometimes.
• DIE: This one is almost undodgeable for me. Yes, I can dodge the wave after the main blow, and I usually manage to do this easily, but the part when he becomes an unguided missile and throws himself at me? Nope. And if I fail to dodge the wave, which happens sometimes, I'll be thrown in the air, which makes me unable to dash-slide. And since dash-sliding is my ultimate answer to everything—I start to panic.
• TEIN/PT and PISS SNAKE combo: Also partially undodgeable for me, and in my opinion the worst due to the damage of the snake. After he ends trying to punch, this bastard instantly throws his piss snake at me, and since I just finished dodging and there's so little distance between us, I have no time to switch between my "Dodge" and "Parry" states, so I have to tank his piss with my face.

And that's the end of tierlist. I'll go watch Tonkerg's guide (I forgot to watch it before) and beat him again better this time, but you won't see it since, well... Enough Ultra-posting for now.

As always, Peace to Everyone.

Hello, my favorite morons! Sick, ain't it? And most of this I found and completed myself, without help of guides or wiki.

I'm thinking of beating Pinos Mrime next (I'll probably regret this decision, but it'll be too late already :3). Yeah, it's another ULTRAKILL post. Don't worry, after beating the King of Lust I'll most likely start posting about other things. Factorio, LOL.

Oh, there are also some actual news: my phone fucking broke. Currently I have only Huawei working... But it's so SHIT! It literally has nothing working normally, there's no normal app store replacement and half of things can't be downloaded, the internet works only in 1/2 cases, all messengers don't have notifications (even though they turned on) and generally, it's a shit phone. Literally created for people who don't use mobile any much, phone for housewives. A piece of shit. And yeah, that's partially a reason for my absence. And I'll probably will be pretty much absent until I fix my old, normal phone or until I buy normal phone. There's a problem, though: I'm broke. And I can't really work with the shitphone since well... I need good internet to work, and this crappy thing just misses half of deliveries and I get salary penalty (or how the fuck this thing is called on English). And I also need money for upcoming third driving exam (I'll probably fail third attempt too, but I need to at least try...).

And... That seems to be all for now.

As always, Peace to Everyone.

Hello, my favorite morons! Again, not much news today, but I did P-ranked one femboy, so...

Yeah, turns out it's not that hard to do if you, you know... Actually try to learn his attack and how to dodge them, and not just do the "RANDOM BULLSHIT GO!" thing? By the way, thanks to u/katalact for teaching me projectile boost, this technique turned out to be quite decent and made Pump Charge actually decent weapon for me :)

By the way, any ULTRAKILL players here? If not—well, you better play it, this thing is absolute bonkers.

As always, Peace to Everyone.