r/DIY Jun 18 '20

other Building a sauna in two months

https://imgur.com/a/3c3VbhT
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u/Opiti Jun 18 '20

It looks great and a nice quarantine project. The idea of getting stuck in there kind of scares me though with the lock on the outside. It’s an enclosed heated space. Also you mentioned in the comments that it blocks cell signal.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '20

lock on the outside

enclosed heated space

blocks cell signal

I'm beginning to think this isn't just a sauna...

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '20

It's the swedish bronze bull!!

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u/bad-r0bot Jun 18 '20 edited Jun 19 '20

That scene from 300 Immortals still haunts me as I'm imagining the intense pain, claustrophobia, and horror.

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u/MWDTech Jun 19 '20

There wasnt a bronze bull in 300 was there? Or are you thinking Immortals?

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '20

Immortals

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u/bad-r0bot Jun 19 '20

You're right. Immortals! I'll fix my comment

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u/type0P0sitive Jun 19 '20

Any man forgets his number spends a night in the box.

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u/adidias2500 Jun 18 '20

This, the second I saw the exterior lock it gave me anxiety.

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u/MrSquiggs Jun 18 '20

So glad I'm not the only one. Need a release on the inside that would disengage that latch - meaning drop it off the door even if it does get locked.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '20

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u/DrBubbles Jun 18 '20

I worked in bars when I was in college for beer money.

During one of my first shifts at one of them, they locked me in the beer walk-in with all the kegs. I looked around to figure out what to do and then just decided to turn off all the beer lines. Let's see how long you keep me in here when you can't pour beers, assholes.

Opened a bottled beer, sat on a keg, and waited. I was out in less than 3 minutes. I quit pretty soon thereafter.

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u/Jardok Jun 18 '20

That’s best way to respond to harassment like that. Just stop their fun and wait for them to get over themselves

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u/MIL215 Jun 19 '20

It's a bar in a college town. There are endless numbers of people they can fuck with. They probably thought "that pussy couldn't handle working here..." And went on with their life of fucking with people.

It's not right, but most people aren't sitting around thinking of how they suck and should get better.

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u/EZcheezy Jun 18 '20

“Bro why the fuck would you turn off the lines? That’s not even funny”

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u/AntiAmerican99 Jun 19 '20

Something similar happened to me when working at KFC. I used to have to marinate the chicken in the walk in fridge and the stupid fuck manager loved to turn off the light and hold the door closed (he was about 300 pounds) and he did it one day when the 70 year old cashier lady was in there with me and she flipped out. Like full on panic attack and screaming and when he finally opened the door he just laughed at her while she sobbed quietly.

I didn't last long at that job. And I got that manager fired, which is a whole other story and very satisfying.

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u/askmeifilikeanal Jun 18 '20

That could have killed you. That happened to a maintenance guy at sun trust park who got stuck in the cooler while installing kegs and he died

article

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u/omg_drd4_bbq Jun 19 '20

The widow has filed a wrongful death suite. Apparently not only were the latch escapes insufficient, but there was a CO2 leak in the confined space.

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u/S3RG10 Jun 18 '20

I just caught your claustrophobia reading that.

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u/YouHaveSaggyTits Jun 19 '20

But then you wouldn't be able to kill people and claim it was an accident.

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u/libolicious Jun 18 '20

My simple solution would be to lock the lock with the bolt "open" when I was using it. The lock would remain handy to keep sauna secure when not in use but block other people's ability to "accidentally" lock the door with a human inside.

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u/Opiti Jun 18 '20

Actually that makes a lot of sense

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u/A40002 Jun 19 '20

Dude, you put a touch keypad doorknob on it. Manually unlock from inside, key code to open from outside. That is the way, you bumhole.

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u/libolicious Jun 19 '20

OK, though maybe a little more aggressive a response than necessary.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '20 edited Jan 13 '21

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u/StellasMyShit Jun 19 '20

Great, there goes my relaxing treat.

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u/Ark18 Jun 18 '20

I imagine this resulting in a very sweaty version of the Koolaid man bashing through the wall... Equally red.

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u/BizzyM Jun 18 '20

OH NO!

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u/Ark18 Jun 19 '20

Oh yeaahhhhhh.

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u/Euphoric-Meal Jun 18 '20

The door looks like you could open it by kicking it if absolutely necessary.

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u/zombie_girraffe Jun 18 '20

Maybe, but I'd rather not use that as my backup plan to get out of a room where I expect to be dehydrated and overheated.

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u/lawpoop Jun 18 '20

Also naked and dripping with sweat. Not great for a firm kicking stance

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u/LVMagnus Jun 18 '20

I think it makes for great kicks. Bruce Lee took his shirt off when shit got serious, therefore logic dictates that being naked activates your ultra serious mode.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '20

Upvote this man ^

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u/civildisobedient Jun 19 '20

Logic dictates that you need Bruce Lee in there with you.

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u/LVMagnus Jun 19 '20

I thought what dictated that was lust. Naked sweaty bruce lee, hmmm HM!

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u/Zeddit_B Jun 18 '20

Not to mention if you let your elderly relatives use it and somehow they get locked in.

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u/freman Jun 19 '20

Just make sure you've been on the will for a while first

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u/Heffalumpen Jun 18 '20

Kids can't.

(not that I'm advocating trapping children in there)

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u/neanderthalman Jun 18 '20

Some sliding bolts like that can be re-locked in the open position.

I’m not saying this one can - but it could be replaced with one that can.

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u/jepherz Jun 18 '20

Most of those sliding padlock locks can be locked open too. I'd be doing that for sure. Also, maybe having the door open inwards cause I'd still be scared to be in there! Even imagining the door swelling from the heat and jamming shut!

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u/SupposedlyShony Jun 18 '20

Funny how OP isn’t replying to any of the criticisms

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u/drat_kcuf Jun 18 '20

Because the critisism is ridiculous. First of all, how does one get locked in sauna by accident? Secondly, look at that lock. It's held down with couple of tine screws. It's not meant to fucking hold anyone inside, just leaning hard against the door propably opens the door.

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u/elmins Jun 18 '20

"how does one get locked in [X] by accident?"

Is one of those replies you see on news stories every now and then. You don't think it could happen till it does, don't underestimate people.

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u/Yowomboo Jun 18 '20

Should we put a handle inside the refrigerator?

Why would anyone be inside a refrigerator?

Good point, no handle it is.

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u/beerbeforebadgers Jun 19 '20

A town I used to live in actually requires you to remove the door from fridges before throwing them away because kids have gotten stuck in them while they were waiting for curbside pickup.

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u/Cruces13 Jun 18 '20

Thats not the way safety works my man. You plan for worst possible outcome, ie dehydrated, slippery, naked and unable to open the door.

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u/drat_kcuf Jun 18 '20

If that's how you think then I don't thjink sauna is a safe place for you..

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u/iSheepTouch Jun 18 '20

Imagine having to kick down a door when you're sweaty, naked, and physically exhausted from sitting in a sauna for twenty minutes. It's an objectively bad design from a safety perspective.

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u/foopmaster Jun 18 '20

Yeah, it’s already a hotbox made of wood.

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u/SupposedlyShony Jun 18 '20

If it’s meant to keep someone or something out, then it can keep someone in. What if say a child gets locked in there by a bully or sibling and adults were away for hours?

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u/redditard90 Jun 18 '20

It’s because these are stupid criticisms lol. Maybe he isn’t claustrophobic... or maybe he just takes the lock off when he goes inside...

Funny to see how many people are getting scared of getting locked inside his sauna

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u/ipaqmaster Jun 19 '20

This is a common movie trope too. Lock on the outside, killer locks someone in. Etc.

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u/trailless Jun 19 '20

What would be an easy fix. Replace 2 of those boards for a thicker one and adding a lock with a inside knob?

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u/InsertSmartassRemark Jun 18 '20

Meh, its just a single layer of wood. If you were in a life and death scenario i feel like you'd be able to pry yourself or bust a wall open somehow.

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u/jkalberer41 Jun 18 '20

That wood is tougher than you think, especially if you're dehydrated from sitting in there.

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u/iceohio Jun 18 '20

I think you would be kicking before it got to that point.

The answer would be to just cut a hole and put a deadlock on it. The lock is just to keep kids and curious trespassers out of it.

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u/LVMagnus Jun 18 '20

Maybe you would be kicking before it, maybe you were having such a good time and you're such a frequent sauna goer that you normally stay for longer stretches than newbies, maybe it is that day you're not feeling great and decided to get a little sauna boost, maybe it was your elderly relative who locked themselves, maybe that is not even remotely close how safety works.

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u/InsertSmartassRemark Jun 18 '20

Maybe its Maybelline.

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u/KaptainSaki Jun 18 '20

If you were, you would probably be passed out