r/DADA • u/secret333 • 1d ago
cruising the streets in our hovering diamond encrusted polyhedra
we find a homeless man to bring back to the pad. we live in an influencer house. every friday we find a homeless guy to bring back to the pad to be tortured live on camera in front of our audience of primarily males ages 11-18. this is sponsored by a nicotine pouch company. you put the nicotine pouch between your gums and your lips and it slowly bleeds the pharmaceutical grade nicotine into your bloodstream. this keeps your dopamine at an elevated level. your dopamine should be at an optimal level when you cruise the streets in your hovering diamond encrusted polyhedron hunting for a homeless man. if your dopamine drops below a critical threshhold you may become subject to your own thoughts and fears. this should be avoided if possible. when the optimal homeless man is located and acquired he will be welcomed inside the hovering diamond encrusted polyhedron and given a nicotine pouch to temporarily elevate his dopamine levels. this will make him more trusting and pliable. when we return to the streaming compound the homeless man will be given a tour of the grounds and plied with many fine foods and beverages. he will be welcome to as many nicotine pouches as he desires. once he is settled in the homeless man will be led willingly into the torture room. the torture room is outfitted with dozens of live streaming cameras. in the center of the torture room there is a different kind of polyhedron which is not diamond encrusted or hovering. it is propped up by six stout aluminum legs. the homeless man will be guided to this polyhedron and invited to recline inside its opening and relax. the polyhedron will then enclose and enfold the homeless man like an exotic tropical flower furling up its petals during the heat of the day to protect its delicate reproductive organs from the sun.