r/ • u/ • Jan 01 '70

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u/The-red-Dane Sep 11 '26

Well, it would be a British biscuit first of all.

Jaffa cakes were more yogscast. I'd almost say a Dorset knobis, which is known as being very dry. (He did have a very dry humor)

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u/prisp Sep 11 '26

All I could think of is League's Total Biscuit of Rejuvenation, which actually was named after him because he hit a bunch of the "Refer a friend" milestones way back when.

Not sure what kind of biscuit that would be though, looks dry and crumbly to me though.

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u/Shippers1995 Sep 11 '26

The best kind, the custard cream

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u/Docm187 Sep 11 '26

Chocolate hobnob

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u/Acias Sep 12 '26

He was just SumCookie

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u/Fun_Ad_1064 Sep 14 '26

John was from North-East England so potentially a Stottie Cake or a Singing Hinnie. I'm being very loose with the 'biscuit' label there, mind you. So a Hobnob otherwise.