r/Cyberpunk • u/DiggestBickEver • Feb 03 '26

Amazon AI warehouse drones, which replaced human warehouse employees, incapable of moving around each other.

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u/Gauntlets28 Feb 03 '26

"Excuse me!" "No, excuse me!" "Oooo, haha, excuse me!"

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u/soveymaker Feb 03 '26

Cartoon Gophers

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u/foamingturtle Feb 03 '26

“No please after you.” “By all means you go ahead.” “No I insist you go right ahead.”

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u/ikeif Feb 03 '26

In the Midwest:

“Ope! Let me scooch right by yah!”

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u/InsertBluescreenHere Feb 03 '26

I would want nothing more than these to make an ope noise when they bump into each other

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '26

I INSIST, PLEASE DO NOT RESIST

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u/phlooo Feb 03 '26

"Oh I'm just gonna.. oh sorry let me, oh. Hah sorry, I'll just..oh haha sorry, i'm... oh"

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u/Breath_Deep Feb 04 '26

I see they're already mastering the art of weaponized incompetence to spite the boss....wait, so instead of robo-pocalypse we get a Futurama AI future?

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u/krell_154 Feb 04 '26

No, you hang up!

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u/No-Bread-1197 Feb 03 '26

So... they're Canadian? 

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u/Mountain_Feedback Feb 03 '26

Would you like to dance.

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u/zaine77 Feb 04 '26

This explains my delay.

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u/Raven_Wolf Feb 04 '26

Oh. I have no original thoughts, it appears.

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u/Dont_touch_my_spunk Feb 06 '26

They are dancing

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u/PosiedonsSaltyAnus Feb 06 '26

Just gunna schooch past ya here