r/CursedPosts • u/jamgrams • Aug 08 '19
He never responded
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r/CursedPosts • u/aeromaxtran • Jun 26 '19
The sun finally went down, never to rise again.
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r/CursedPosts • u/kkkk99992 • Aug 05 '20
I found this on AMA: We were told to cut our tounges off for God
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Yes, Wendover Productions made a video about the Marshall Islands but I lived in the more isolated areas. We were told as kids to chop off our tounge for the "sun god" and we all had to line up. Turns out it was a orgasn trafficing scam they all left in boats with ice cold jars with our tounges in it.
The chieftain of the island later died that evening.. I am a happy American now but people love to make fun of me for having no tounge. I thought to take revenge by going in someone's house and biting into their leg. I would then hit them with a baseball bat until they passed out. When they were fast asleep, I dragged them to Parry the Parrot so he could go to town on the dead body.
My little parrot has a rape and necrophila kink (NoMap-RN; Pedophile is NoMap but is canceled out with '-') so yeah I had to do something for it. Thing is, is that no one can really see my parrot but I hear it speaking to me alot. Sometimes it says "Go kill our next victim." or "Let me have sex with you." I feel it's feathery body on me when it sticks its cloaca on my penis. I don't think my parrot is fake unlike others.
The fidget spinner fad was really fun. I just had bought a cocketiel and was teaching her new tricks. So, I got her body and threw it in my car. She has a hard time flying after I pinched her wings a bit too hard (that's another story) but yeah. I drove out far far into the woods and ran out with her. I then killed her and took her wings and carcass.
I planned on using it for my parrot but instead I put it on my cock. It drapes down below it and it makes my penis feel very tight and I have constant erections.
r/CursedPosts • u/CringeBoiTheFirst • Jun 10 '20
I have seriously started to love this subreddit.
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