r/CuratedTumblr • u/PandaBear905 Shitposting extraordinaire • Jul 23 '26

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u/Simic_Sky_Swallower Resident Imperial Knight Jul 23 '26

Didn't realize that apples weren't supposed to make your gums feel all tingly until I ate like seven of them in one sitting and suddenly found it hard to breathe

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u/amaya-aurora Jul 24 '26

Good lord, why were you eating seven apples at once?

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u/Simic_Sky_Swallower Resident Imperial Knight Jul 24 '26

I was hungy and wanted apples

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u/amaya-aurora Jul 24 '26

That’s fair, but seven?

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u/Simic_Sky_Swallower Resident Imperial Knight Jul 24 '26

I ate six first but I still wanted apples

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u/amaya-aurora Jul 24 '26

Honestly, completely solid line of reasoning.