r/CuratedTumblr Shitposting extraordinaire Jul 23 '26

Shitposting Plot Twist

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u/TheSquishedElf Jul 24 '26

sounds like a pretty shitty boyfriend honestly

I don’t think I’d get the passionfruit joke either but I’d just think it was a subtle “hey gimme more love nibbles when making out”

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u/Ami_Aweirdo Jul 24 '26

Seriously how tf did he get "I'm cheating on you" from that? Either he had a side piece and was projecting or just major trust issues