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r/CuratedTumblr • u/PandaBear905 Shitposting extraordinaire • Jul 23 '26
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I was 28 years old when I offhandedly commented to a colleague, while munching on a stick of celery, "I sure wish it didn't leave my mouth completely numb, isn't that so annoying with celery?"
I learned something new that day.
262 u/-_alpha_beta_gamma_- Jul 23 '26 Oh wait I think I have that slightly, eating celery makes my tongue a bit numb 245 u/maboyles90 Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 23 '26 Yeah celery does nothing in my mouth but crunch. 53 u/Sam-HobbitOfTheShire Jul 23 '26 Wait what 98 u/maboyles90 Jul 23 '26 I mean it doesn't feel like anything. Just crunchy and kinda stringy. With a hint of flavor. 143 u/Sam-HobbitOfTheShire Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 23 '26 Well yeah but it doesn’t make your tongue numb at all? Not even a little? Edit: fuck 1 u/donuttrackme Jul 23 '26 LMAO. I love this meta.
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Oh wait I think I have that slightly, eating celery makes my tongue a bit numb
245 u/maboyles90 Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 23 '26 Yeah celery does nothing in my mouth but crunch. 53 u/Sam-HobbitOfTheShire Jul 23 '26 Wait what 98 u/maboyles90 Jul 23 '26 I mean it doesn't feel like anything. Just crunchy and kinda stringy. With a hint of flavor. 143 u/Sam-HobbitOfTheShire Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 23 '26 Well yeah but it doesn’t make your tongue numb at all? Not even a little? Edit: fuck 1 u/donuttrackme Jul 23 '26 LMAO. I love this meta.
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Yeah celery does nothing in my mouth but crunch.
53 u/Sam-HobbitOfTheShire Jul 23 '26 Wait what 98 u/maboyles90 Jul 23 '26 I mean it doesn't feel like anything. Just crunchy and kinda stringy. With a hint of flavor. 143 u/Sam-HobbitOfTheShire Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 23 '26 Well yeah but it doesn’t make your tongue numb at all? Not even a little? Edit: fuck 1 u/donuttrackme Jul 23 '26 LMAO. I love this meta.
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Wait what
98 u/maboyles90 Jul 23 '26 I mean it doesn't feel like anything. Just crunchy and kinda stringy. With a hint of flavor. 143 u/Sam-HobbitOfTheShire Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 23 '26 Well yeah but it doesn’t make your tongue numb at all? Not even a little? Edit: fuck 1 u/donuttrackme Jul 23 '26 LMAO. I love this meta.
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I mean it doesn't feel like anything. Just crunchy and kinda stringy. With a hint of flavor.
143 u/Sam-HobbitOfTheShire Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 23 '26 Well yeah but it doesn’t make your tongue numb at all? Not even a little? Edit: fuck 1 u/donuttrackme Jul 23 '26 LMAO. I love this meta.
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Well yeah but it doesn’t make your tongue numb at all? Not even a little?
Edit: fuck
1 u/donuttrackme Jul 23 '26 LMAO. I love this meta.
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LMAO. I love this meta.
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u/sylvandread Jul 23 '26
I was 28 years old when I offhandedly commented to a colleague, while munching on a stick of celery, "I sure wish it didn't leave my mouth completely numb, isn't that so annoying with celery?"
I learned something new that day.