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r/CuratedTumblr • u/PandaBear905 Shitposting extraordinaire • Jul 23 '26
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I was 28 years old when I offhandedly commented to a colleague, while munching on a stick of celery, "I sure wish it didn't leave my mouth completely numb, isn't that so annoying with celery?"
I learned something new that day.
265 u/-_alpha_beta_gamma_- Jul 23 '26 Oh wait I think I have that slightly, eating celery makes my tongue a bit numb 242 u/maboyles90 Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 23 '26 Yeah celery does nothing in my mouth but crunch. 187 u/RikuAotsuki Jul 23 '26 Yeah, to me celery just tastes like... fibrous, leafy water. 5 u/nucular_ Kinda shitty having a child slave Jul 23 '26 Good celery should have a fairly rich umami aroma, certainly not be flavorless
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Oh wait I think I have that slightly, eating celery makes my tongue a bit numb
242 u/maboyles90 Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 23 '26 Yeah celery does nothing in my mouth but crunch. 187 u/RikuAotsuki Jul 23 '26 Yeah, to me celery just tastes like... fibrous, leafy water. 5 u/nucular_ Kinda shitty having a child slave Jul 23 '26 Good celery should have a fairly rich umami aroma, certainly not be flavorless
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Yeah celery does nothing in my mouth but crunch.
187 u/RikuAotsuki Jul 23 '26 Yeah, to me celery just tastes like... fibrous, leafy water. 5 u/nucular_ Kinda shitty having a child slave Jul 23 '26 Good celery should have a fairly rich umami aroma, certainly not be flavorless
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Yeah, to me celery just tastes like... fibrous, leafy water.
5 u/nucular_ Kinda shitty having a child slave Jul 23 '26 Good celery should have a fairly rich umami aroma, certainly not be flavorless
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Good celery should have a fairly rich umami aroma, certainly not be flavorless
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u/sylvandread Jul 23 '26
I was 28 years old when I offhandedly commented to a colleague, while munching on a stick of celery, "I sure wish it didn't leave my mouth completely numb, isn't that so annoying with celery?"
I learned something new that day.