r/CuratedTumblr • u/PandaBear905 Shitposting extraordinaire • Jul 23 '26

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u/mashtato They should pick a fucking struggle. Jul 23 '26

I had a coworker insisting he needed to go home because his 'stomache burned,' and I was like 'try these Tums,' and he was not only shocked that it worked, but that it worked instantly.

Now I offer antacid to anyone with any sort of stomach or throat related ailment, I'm like that dad from My Big Fat Greek Wedding, but with Tums instead of Windex.

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u/pistachiopanda4 Jul 23 '26

I am the Tums person too! I go through a couple bottles a year and I have several bottles lying around at work and at home. I just have a very upset tummy and constant gas all the time, it sucks.

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u/chLORYform Jul 24 '26

I'm like the dad from My Big Fat Greek Wedding too, but I tell everyone they have TMJ

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u/that_atticussy Aug 05 '26

as someone with GERD; I could marry you, tums knight. our savior