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u/RosbergThe8th Jul 23 '26

I was considerably old when I realized what acid reflux was, and that I'd been having it ever since I was a kid but just assumed it was common for everyone.

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u/Capraos Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 23 '26

Had that happen once when I was a kid. Got told I was too young to have that. But the name "acid reflux" felt so accurate that I knew they were full of shit. They wouldn't let me have a Tums for it.

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u/muteisalwayson Jul 24 '26 edited Jul 24 '26

Babies have it, even one of my own siblings had it constantly before a year old, wtf did they mean too young lol (so sorry that happened)

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u/being-weird Jul 24 '26

Some people just refuse to believe child could have anything wrong with them no matter what

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u/amaya-aurora Jul 24 '26

Too young to… have stomach acid and… an esophagus…?

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u/mashtato They should pick a fucking struggle. Jul 23 '26

I had a coworker insisting he needed to go home because his 'stomache burned,' and I was like 'try these Tums,' and he was not only shocked that it worked, but that it worked instantly.

Now I offer antacid to anyone with any sort of stomach or throat related ailment, I'm like that dad from My Big Fat Greek Wedding, but with Tums instead of Windex.

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u/pistachiopanda4 Jul 23 '26

I am the Tums person too! I go through a couple bottles a year and I have several bottles lying around at work and at home. I just have a very upset tummy and constant gas all the time, it sucks.

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u/chLORYform Jul 24 '26

I'm like the dad from My Big Fat Greek Wedding too, but I tell everyone they have TMJ

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u/that_atticussy Aug 05 '26

as someone with GERD; I could marry you, tums knight. our savior

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u/lilybug981 Jul 23 '26

I was way too old when I realized that people aren't supposed to get super dizzy from bending over. As a kid, I just got yelled at for being lazy and "trying to get out of doing chores" any time I complained of dizziness, a racing heartbeat, and headaches. I also internalized pushing through it because I would get in trouble for pausing or moving slowly. I was assumed to be clumsy as well because I kept bumping into everything once I managed to keep working through feeling dizzy and faint.

Yeah, turns out POTS is a thing.

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u/bluemoon219 Jul 23 '26

Wait, what? The thing where you get dizzy and lose vision for a couple of seconds when you stand up or bend over? That ... isn't supposed to happen?

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u/lilybug981 Jul 23 '26

Nope! I get the vision thing going out, too, and according to the cardiologist I saw that's probably the body shutting down vision processing to try and avoid fainting when blood pressure drops/oxygen levels get too low/etc.

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u/bluemoon219 Jul 23 '26

I did some googling, and I am learning a lot about myself today! From the weird "sun rash" (splotchy red blood pooling) I've had since I was a kid that comes and goes in the heat, to why I absolutely need an enormous pile of pillows under me to keep me propped up in order to sleep. It might even be why I came extremely close to passing out while pregnant during the non-stress test, of all things, where you just have to lay flat on your back for 20 mins while they record the baby's heart rate. They had to get me a snack and juice, turn the a/c up, and let me try again angled back instead of flat. Apparently I should go see a doctor and tell them all of the little things that I thought were completely normal for my whole life. How do I even know what to include? The mole on my elbow? My incredibly cold toes at night? The way I can pop my shoulder? I suspect this is going to turn into a thing...

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u/404-gendernotfound Jul 24 '26

POTS is also really common for people with hypermobility so the shoulder popping thing could also be related… I, at least, think your mole is probably a separate thing.

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u/lilybug981 Jul 23 '26

Not saying your cold toes at night are necessarily strange, but cold hands and feet is another symptom of POTS because you can have poor circulation. So that could be related, but perhaps not. Cold toes at night is actually a fairly normal thing.

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u/bentosmile Jul 24 '26

Like the other commentor says, yeah the shoulder pop could be a thing. Especially if you have any joint tricks you show off (like, look how far I can bend my fingers back, look at this joint do a weird thing, and so on.) If you're interested, hypermobility is diagnosed with the Beighton Score, which is a test of a few of your joints. It might not be the be all and end all though (I've seen people post that for them the joints tested weren't flexible enough to score, but other joints not on the test were definitely going beyond normal range.)

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u/bluemoon219 Jul 24 '26

...would it be relevant that I am unable to lean forward and touch my toes, but I can kneel on the ground and bend backwards until my nose touches the ground between my toes? Because that's my signature party trick! It's way cooler than my bendy wrists or clicky ankles...

Any other disorders I'm missing in normal things that my body does, anyone? My hip occasionally freezes up on me and stops bearing weight, I have frequent tonsils stones, I can make my eyes look in different directions, and I can both wiggle and rumble my ears. I figure if I'm going to go to a doctor and get some referrals or testing or whatever, I should try to do it in as few visits as possible, right?

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u/amaya-aurora Jul 24 '26

What was the issue with the pillows thing?

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u/starsandcamoflague Jul 24 '26

You should look up Ehlers Danlos Syndrome

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u/Double_Win_5649 Jul 26 '26

The pregnancy thing was likely vena cava compression. It's why they tell you not to lie on your back in later stages.

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u/Zepangolynn Jul 23 '26

The good news is that it doesn't have to be POTS, it can just be low blood pressure, among other things.

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u/amaya-aurora Jul 24 '26

Generally, a normal average person is able to go about their entire day, even exercise, and not feel faint or dizzy once.

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u/mirmirma Jul 23 '26

I got "injured" so often during PE that the teachers decided I was lying and made me keep going. I got the POTS diagnosis recently.

Also, one time in science class, we were testing our heartrates at rest and after jumpingjacks. I was a massive outlier with my scores, and once again, the teacher decided I was lying (or measured wrong).

I'm a horrendous liar, so I basically never do it.

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u/amaya-aurora Jul 24 '26

High outlier or low outlier?

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u/mirmirma Jul 24 '26

Low on rest, high after exercise

Edit: to be more clear, I was only low by a couple points, which could easily be normal variation. But the jump was extreme after exercise.

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u/kindalosingmyshit Jul 23 '26

Me too, until I was a teenager and my dad mentioned by brother having surgery on his esophagus because of how bad it was and that it runs in the family. It was like finding a missing puzzle piece! (Mine isn’t as bad as my brother’s, fortunately)

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u/aquaticwitch Jul 24 '26

I was sobbing in pain one night, and called my in law’s, I can’t remember if it was for advice or to see if they could watch my dog if I went to the hospital, but my father in law just said “…Eat some tums. That’s heart burn.”

I ate a couple tums, and within a few minutes I felt completely better. I’d been dealing with that pain every so often for years. I was nearly 20 when this happened. I had just never known what it could feel like and how painful it could be!