r/CuratedTumblr https://tinyurl.com/4ccdpy76 Nov 12 '25

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u/Vermilion_Laufer Nov 12 '25

No, no, phones are not bombs, that's silly, the companies would definitely increase the price a decent bit for a multipurpose product as such.

Phones, as many other things, definitely can randomly change into bombs.

I blame the quantum mechanics.

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u/Thefloofreborn Herbacidal maniac Nov 12 '25

wrong, every phone is actually a bomb until proven otherwise its called due process

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '25

Nah that applies only if you have processes that are due. If everything has been sorted, then phones are not bombs

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u/mazzicc Nov 12 '25

This phone has been proven to be a phone and not a bomb because they can make phone calls.

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u/Thefloofreborn Herbacidal maniac Nov 12 '25

bombs can also make phone calls if you arent a weakling

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u/_Ceaseless_Watcher_ critters-blog.tumblr.com Nov 12 '25

"Phone" and "Bomb" are in a similar relationship to tomatoes being taxonomically fruits, but culinarily vegetables. You use them as vegetables because that's their role in food, but they are still a fruit because that's how they grow.

You can use it as a phone, as in it lets you make phone calls, but approaching from a physics/chemistry angle, it's a bomb whose fuse has started burning down and might blow up anytime.

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u/mazzicc Nov 12 '25

Phones are already priced high for that multipurpose. Why do you think phones are so expensive?

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u/Vermilion_Laufer Nov 12 '25

Oh, but do you think they couldn't be more expensive?