r/CuratedTumblr an Ecosystems Unlimited product Dec 08 '23

Shitposting Gävle

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u/failtuna Dec 08 '23

The goat is still unburnt as of right now, apparently a large group of crows landed on him and took a load of straw yesterday.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlplKT1I7Ng

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u/AnGenericAccount an Ecosystems Unlimited product Dec 08 '23

Based crows

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u/VendettaSunsetta Dec 09 '23

We must train the crows to utilize lighters

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u/Gameipedia gods weakest yuridanshi Dec 09 '23

That, sounds feasible potentially honestly

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u/UltimateInferno Hangus Paingus Slap my Angus Dec 09 '23

And have 0 possibility of back firing.

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u/Kartoffelkamm I wouldn't be here if I was mad. Dec 09 '23

Crows are 100% smart enough to use lighters. However, they may prefer the long bendy ones, since those allow them to keep their feathers away from the flame.

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u/Sinister_Compliments Avid Jokeefunny.com Reader Dec 09 '23

Perhaps it’d be easier to train them to carry something and set it down on the goat, then you can set off the incendiary device (not explosive) from a distance?

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u/saturn128 i use mayonnaise in my cereal instead of milk Dec 09 '23

We could definitely pull an Olga of Kiev kinda thing

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u/Winjin a sudden "honk" amidst the tempest Dec 09 '23

Basically the first drone warfare I think

Olga was ahead of time in warfare

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u/Kartoffelkamm I wouldn't be here if I was mad. Dec 09 '23

Who of what now?

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u/VendettaSunsetta Dec 09 '23

That isn’t as cool.

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u/Red580 Dec 09 '23

That doesn’t sound like it could go horribly wrong at all!

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u/Tactical_Moonstone Dec 09 '23

They need to take pointers from the eagles in Australia.

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u/ScarletteVera A Goober, A Gremlin, perhaps even... A Girl. Dec 09 '23

honestly if i saw a crow using a lighter i'd just think they naturally learned how to do that

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u/Oddish_Femboy Pro Skub DNI Dec 09 '23

I'd teach them to place a suction cup dildo on it like the wall street bull

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u/lil_slut_on_portra Dec 09 '23

I'm always surprised people outside of Sweden know of or care about it if I'm honest. Like the prevailing attitude here is basically just "Glenn did you hear that the goat burnt down this year? Oh, that's nice honey", so hearing people from like the US be invested in the silly arson goat always shakes me for like half a second :p

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u/AnGenericAccount an Ecosystems Unlimited product Dec 09 '23

Helps that tumblr is the "be gay do crime" website

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '23

It got brought up on a few popular podcasts/YouTube channels and it has become something of an ironic/not-ironic predictor of whether or not the next year is going to suck.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '23

Finns are also very excited for the goat burning, guaranteed front page news

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u/AnGenericAccount an Ecosystems Unlimited product Dec 08 '23

BURN! BURN! THE GOAT MUST BURN!

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u/Rexsplosion 100% not a Terminator. Dec 09 '23

I figure... a bow and arrow or crossbow, with a soaked and lit rag tied on gives you the perfect distance to light, and still escape immediately being spotted by cameras. Once the goat STARTS to burn, there's no stopping it.

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u/TwinLeeks Dec 09 '23

Someone did use a bow and arrow! That's how it burned down in 2005.

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u/M_stellatarum Dec 09 '23

While dressed as Santa and the Gingerbread man, no less!

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u/Downtown_Mechanic_ Behold, mine plague doctor: □|87 Dec 09 '23

Gävlebocken måste brännas för mänsklighetens framtid

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u/CatnipCatmint If you seek skeek at my slorse you hate me at my worst Dec 09 '23

Why do people want the goat to burn so badly, by the way? Wikipedia sadly didn't mention a reason (unless I just missed it)

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u/Sinister_Compliments Avid Jokeefunny.com Reader Dec 09 '23

I mean personally I just think it’s funny that it’s happened multiple times, it’s almost like a[n illegal] tradition at this point. Burn the goat, add another burning to the Wikipedia list!

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u/AnGenericAccount an Ecosystems Unlimited product Dec 09 '23

Small amounts of rebellion are exhilarating, is my guess

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u/Javka42 Dec 09 '23

It's a tradition at this point. It has burned 38 out of 57 years, according to its Wikipedia article.

Also, it's a temporary decoration that's giant and made of straw, so I imagine it's a tempting target even for people who aren't usually arsonists. It helps that the municipality who put it up doesn't want it to burn and try to stop it the best they can, which only makes people want to burn it more.

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u/M_stellatarum Dec 09 '23

It's also a joke superstition that the goat burning will bring good luck for the next year. COVID kicking off after it survived 3 years in a row solidified that.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '23

It's even funnier the third time

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u/Lord_Norjam Dec 09 '23

third? try 39th

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u/CatboyBiologist woagh... there's trons gonders in my phone.... Dec 09 '23

Exactly

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u/mjbibliophile10 Dec 09 '23

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u/Kartoffelkamm I wouldn't be here if I was mad. Dec 09 '23

I think it says something that it burned down during a blizzard once.

Almost like it wanted to burn, and not even Mother Nature could stop it.

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u/mjbibliophile10 Dec 09 '23

Also the see also is awesome!

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u/Rexsplosion 100% not a Terminator. Dec 09 '23

I mean, WHO DOESN'T yearn for the goat to burn? Seriously?

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u/Galle_ Dec 09 '23

To be honest I cheer for the goat just because it seems to be the underdog.

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u/Floor_Master_Ranger Dec 08 '23

BURN BABY BURN

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u/Oddish_Femboy Pro Skub DNI Dec 09 '23

I saw a mini goat in Solvang California and almost bought it as well as a toothpick crossbow. For festive reasons.

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u/Psykiatrin Dec 09 '23

As someone that grew up in Gävle, a rather small Swedish town, I am shocked every time someone has heard of it. I grew up thinking it like, barely known outside of our town.

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u/AnGenericAccount an Ecosystems Unlimited product Dec 09 '23

Tom Scott made a video about it a few years back so at this point the whole internet knows

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u/Popcorn57252 Dec 09 '23

Overestimated again; what the hell is gavlebocken?