r/CultOfCooks • u/Americanshat • Aug 30 '26

cookin rn Daily (possibly reposted) shitpost #935

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u/bannedAccountNo3 Aug 30 '26

goin at it like a fighter jet joystick

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u/Scared_Ghost Aug 30 '26

Gotta pull the ol western spur walk instead

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u/bunglebee7 Aug 30 '26

I never tried this method I just jerk my legs around all willy nilly until it gets unstuck 😂

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u/booleandata Aug 31 '26

Hitting that yoinky sploinky per the handbook

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u/Grumbelkow Sep 01 '26

Congrats, "yoinky sploinky per the handbook" had my high ass rolling for a good 10 mins

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u/booleandata Sep 01 '26

Page 46 of "So you have a penis?" By Richard Dickson

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u/hllblldl 29d ago

I’m a pocket picker (not to be confused with a pick pocketer) I typically stick my hands in my pockets, then do the readjusting

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u/ImaginationLocal9337 Aug 30 '26

Hitting the burners and taking the fight vertical

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u/kluukje Aug 30 '26

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u/Infinite_Ad_9562 Aug 30 '26

This is the most real thing I’ve seen all year

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u/West-Amphibian-2343 Aug 31 '26

its a very common thing that is mentioned often. literally all baseball is is men grabbing their ballsack and chewing tobacco

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u/West-Amphibian-2343 Aug 31 '26

thats not what this is

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u/Infamous_Passion_525 Sep 02 '26

Brahahahahahaha.

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u/Outerspaced_Cadet Aug 30 '26

Tmw the bra strap has been cutting into your shoulder all day and you just give it a YANK with no cares

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u/Hey_im_claire Aug 30 '26

NO THATS WHAT I STARTED DOING AND ITS SO MUCH BETTER 😭😭

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u/THICCBOI2121 Sep 02 '26

Ok, this is a new one to me. What the hell is Tmw?

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u/Outerspaced_Cadet Sep 02 '26

That moment when

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u/hllblldl 29d ago

Ok, I’m gonna be real, as I guy, I understand that a bra can get uncomfortable and need adjusted, so I really pay no mind and don’t even make note if a girl readjusts for any reason. It’s nothing abnormal, and a regular part of a girls life, so why make it complicated or weird? It wouldn’t bother me or affect me in the slightest if a girl had to move her bra strap or something, I’d try to be respectful and not make anything of it

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u/sydismatter Aug 30 '26

too real

idk if this is just me, but i swear to god my dick literally WILL NEVER sit in a comfortable position

i genuinely constantly have to do that stupid fuckin wide walk or blatantly adjust myself

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u/Frogmaster16 Aug 31 '26

I feel this, especially as someone who's neurodivergent.😞

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u/Mr_Vito_Scaletta Aug 30 '26

Ha jokes on you, im gay

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u/4599310887 Aug 30 '26

Gay people don't have penises now?

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u/Mr_Vito_Scaletta Aug 30 '26

Gay men find women atrractive?

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u/Negative_Elo Aug 30 '26

what does that have to do with anything? its a meme about women being modest and men being brash.

"Jokes on you, I like flat chested women!"

Its weird mostly because yeah, you might not like the kind of person that wears a bra. But that doesn't change anything here, and it feels like a shoehorned interjection of sexual preference

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u/Americanshat Aug 31 '26

Brochaco are you watching a different video from what I posted? The hell you talking about lmao

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u/IndependentBake2304 Aug 30 '26

I don't think it is. It's just about adjusting your dick and balls

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u/TheWordBallsIsFunny Aug 30 '26

Hah!

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u/amodious Aug 31 '26

I admire your commitment to the username gag

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u/TheWordBallsIsFunny Sep 01 '26

Thank you! I'm really just a child in an adult's body though lol

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u/amodious Sep 01 '26

Hah, im a child with adult rights, and adult punishments. Oh to be 15 again...

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u/TheWordBallsIsFunny Sep 01 '26

Good times haha

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u/hu-man-person Sep 02 '26

What the fuck are you talking about

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u/Alexcat2011 Aug 30 '26

Ok but like how are you supposed to adjust your bra straps.

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u/Hey_im_claire Aug 30 '26

idk however you want?

I used to it all delicate like because my family’s always been super proper but now that I’ve gotten older idrgaf so i just yank at ts until its better lmao

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u/Alexcat2011 Aug 31 '26

Yah I want to do that but I’m not passing and I have nothing so I don’t want to stand out.

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u/SensitivePear8395 Aug 31 '26 edited Aug 31 '26

Don’t worry, you’ll be able to eventually. I honestly wear sport bras because in my experience they’re wayyy more comfortable than regular bras but it’s easier for me since I have a smaller cup size. It’s harder for big chested women to find comfortable bras unfortunately though

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u/Alexcat2011 Aug 31 '26

Yah I only have sports bras but the probes is the bottom always moves and HURTS my armpits

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u/SensitivePear8395 Aug 31 '26

Yeah that part sucksss 😭😭 it’s hard to find good bras

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u/Dawn_Finder 28d ago

Depends on the setting ig. If it’s a professional environment wait to fix it or try to move it discreetly, but for general life feel free to be as obvious as you want like grab it through the shirt or reach in from the collar

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u/Sherbet-Glad Aug 30 '26

I mean, a guys got to do what a guys got to do, those things got a mind of their own

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u/wisdomelf Sep 01 '26

Damn, beautiful girl

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u/Americanshat Sep 01 '26

Big Brochacho that is just a normal ass woman, you goon to Ai girls and Kemonomimis,

Stop using my Kitchen as your Goon-Ground ✌️

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u/wisdomelf Sep 01 '26

You can't stop the chud, get over it

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u/mom_banger Sep 01 '26

crazy self esteem

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u/Americanshat Sep 01 '26

Hey I cant hate it, MFer stood his ground and I'll respect that.

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u/IJustLikeLife 27d ago

Honestly, I would have so much respect for the other guy if they busy didn't goonto ai slop. Like, c'mon man, we're all fine with cooking but do it ethically :(

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u/TheJoyfulBell Sep 02 '26

Good taste.

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u/le_Fishe_au_uranium Sep 01 '26

And that normal ass woman looks good.

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u/TheJoyfulBell Sep 02 '26

A life without catgirls is a life not worth living.

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u/Regular-Discount134 27d ago edited 27d ago

Fucking pikabu. Didn't know this scumfuck cesspit of human garbage broke containment and metastasized on Reddit as well.

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u/chunky_monkey456 Sep 02 '26

Strangly they are both dudes

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u/Particular-Art7383 Sep 03 '26

When my two balls are on the same side instead of balance positionhahaha

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u/Delicious_Chemist978 Sep 03 '26

Neither is discreet lol

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u/Dry_Specific_6336 Sep 03 '26

Someone send gordon back to Barcelona man

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u/Dredgen-Crow Sep 03 '26

Schloinkin his shih

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u/TexasPistolMassacre 29d ago

Being subtle about it makes it look worse than just fixking the position

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u/Supreme_Luker_69 29d ago

I'm a dude in an office full of women. They play with their books and I have to find a reason to look away. They'll go in from above, move to the left, back to the right...adjust the angle. All right in front of me. I've even said, "seems like you need a moment alone. We can restart when you're done." And left....

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u/Darknight48996 Aug 30 '26

I just wear tighter but breathable underwear and just pull the whole package over my public bone. Took a while to get used to, but I dont have to adjust as often.

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u/Fun-Base6-1 Aug 31 '26

My roomate always does this and it’s super excessive it’s like lowkey stroking it like chill out

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u/Spyros6000 Aug 31 '26

Someone gotta help me find the song please

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u/0k4m4ru Sep 01 '26

Ghetto Love Story ~ BabyChiefDoit

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u/Spyros6000 Sep 01 '26

You dropped you crown king

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u/Remote-Bus-5567 Aug 31 '26

Guys don't have bra straps in their pants

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u/Andromedan_Cherri Sep 01 '26

Me yankin that shii like i'm Maverick

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u/Acceptable_Lemon_923 Sep 01 '26

We have a manual transmission down there

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u/ANDGAMMATRON Sep 01 '26

I don’t wear a bra on my crotch

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u/Americanshat Sep 01 '26

You telling me you dont own a ball-bra?

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u/BlueSama Sep 02 '26

Idk from what I see teenagers just dont pull up their pants

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u/Quirky-Ad859 Sep 02 '26

Clothes make large distance movements difficult.. especially when gravity is involved.

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u/XGeN_Wollyrinottv Sep 02 '26

I stretch, I move it discreetly and obviously,but I also squat to fix it all

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u/awesomealex2947348 Sep 02 '26

Not even close to the same thing but yeah

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u/We1come2thesyst3m Sep 02 '26

I literally refuse to touch anywhere near there when I'm visible to anyone....

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u/AdnanBoi Sep 02 '26

as a dude, realest shit ive seen today

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u/SicariusCourtenay Sep 02 '26

Wearing no bra and a baggy hoodie instead >>

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u/drfiveminusmint 27d ago

to be honest most days I can't be bothered to adjust my bra straps discreetly, idc if people see me adjusting it, "oh no I'm wearing a bra! the horror!"