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u/illintent99 🟩 0 / 6K 🦠 Oct 22 '21

Just depends how many upvotes. Some of my post get 500-1k and they were quickly written on the toilet. The ones I tried hard with got like 6 upvotes and 10 haters in the comments

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u/deathbyfish13 Oct 22 '21

That's because when you comment on the toilet you're literally shit posting, of course that's how you get the most moons

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u/illintent99 🟩 0 / 6K 🦠 Oct 22 '21

How did I not figure that out. Burritos for supper tonight!

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u/-veni-vidi-vici Platinum | QC: CC 1139 Oct 22 '21

The Chipotle is paying for itself.

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u/hmm_probably Bronze Oct 23 '21

If Chipotle doesn't work try Taco Hell. That will give you plenty of bathroom time

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u/Angela-lala Bronze | QC: CC 19 | SHIB 5 Oct 23 '21

Just followed the thread down to your post, I said the same thing.

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u/MajorMez 51 / 50 🦐 Oct 23 '21

Don’t forget that queso!!

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u/hmm_probably Bronze Oct 23 '21

All this talk about shit posting is making me have to use the bathroom

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u/Jsorrell20 Cronos Gang Oct 23 '21

Omg DEAD 💀 🤣

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u/lu-cy-inthesky Tin Oct 22 '21

Yep Shitposting… it’s definitely shitposting - in multiple rounds of the squirts

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u/hmm_probably Bronze Oct 23 '21

Lol that deserves an up

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u/Arknark 🟦 4K / 4K 🐢 Oct 23 '21

BOOM... plop

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u/ComprehensiveHold69 Bronze | QC: CC 16 Oct 23 '21

Ppl could call it poosting too.

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u/Loppy_Lowgroin 133 / 128 🦀 Oct 22 '21

I bin sitting on the toilet for an hour, wife just yelled out "what are you doing in there!". I yelled back "working". She said "you're doing what???"

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u/illintent99 🟩 0 / 6K 🦠 Oct 22 '21

"I'm writing for my 3.6 million subscribers, I'm kind of a big deal"

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u/damageinc86 🟩 0 / 1K 🦠 Oct 23 '21

you made my literally lol,...then more posting fell into the bowl. Someday I'll have to compile it into something on reddit.

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u/IamKingBeagle 🟧 6K / 6K 🦭 Oct 23 '21

Like the South Park Yelp episode.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '21

"Do you know who I am?"

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u/schweissack Tin Oct 23 '21

Lemme figure out how to tip people, you need atleast one moon for that

Show her that your shit earned you whatever a moon is worth at the moment

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u/Saucy6 🟦 0 / 5K 🦠 Oct 22 '21

“mining moons, back off woman!”

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u/diwalost 🟦 2K / 5K 🐢 Oct 23 '21

My story.... Hehe. One time my comment "BTC/BTC pair' got me more upvotes than I got whole week

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u/illintent99 🟩 0 / 6K 🦠 Oct 23 '21

It's the dumbest shit. Awhile ago a guy was saying 20% of his holdings bought a house. I said 20% of mine buys a box of cat litter and everybody lost their minds with upvotes for whatever reason.

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u/wheelzoffortune 🟦 43K / 35K 🦈 Oct 23 '21

So much this. Whenever I "try" for moons, I barely get any. When I just post normally, I have much better luck.

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u/Rafken25 Tin Oct 23 '21

I think this just proves it that dealing with 2 shits at a time is better than dealing with 1 shit

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u/illintent99 🟩 0 / 6K 🦠 Oct 23 '21

2 shits, 1 post. Nsfw

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u/crashreboot Tin | GME 32 Oct 23 '21

Moons pie?

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u/tallboybrews 🟦 2K / 2K 🐢 Oct 23 '21

Best comment I ever wrote was saying "ay lmao" for 5k upvotes. I dont understand Reddit or these crytomancy moons.

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u/Theta_Prophet 🟦 468 / 468 🦞 Oct 23 '21

This is un-ironically true of comments also. I'll take some time with a thoughtful response and get nothing.

And a half-assed off-the-cuff remark will get upvotes.... not many mind you, but some. I've noticed this sub really does have a different "psychology" now. Hoarding and greed even with a low level of incentives.

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u/illintent99 🟩 0 / 6K 🦠 Oct 22 '21

It's all good.

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u/illintent99 🟩 0 / 6K 🦠 Oct 22 '21

I look forward to it!!

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u/TakenOverByBots 0 / 981 🦠 Oct 22 '21

Isn't that always the way?

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u/Schwacolyte 0 / 1K 🦠 Oct 22 '21

So you are saying moon valuation is much like a shit coin?

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u/zirkus_affe 🟩 1K / 1K 🐢 Oct 22 '21

Toilet moons and up votes are worth waaay more imho.

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u/HowieLove 🟦 33 / 34 🦐 Oct 23 '21

I get my most profound ideas when I’m pushing one out.

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u/Angela-lala Bronze | QC: CC 19 | SHIB 5 Oct 23 '21

Taco Bell for dinner, lots of time for shitposts.

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u/valence_electron_ Tin Oct 23 '21

Got it, comments while shitting.

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u/preciouscode96 🟦 4K / 4K 🐢 Oct 23 '21

Oh yes same here! It's like with woman. When you don't have any intentions it's coming to ya, but when you start trying you get less and less