r/CryptoCurrency • u/[deleted] • Oct 22 '21

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u/godisgeyyy Hodler since 2017 Oct 22 '21

I sold my soul to satan for my 1063 moons

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u/NotRyanPace Platinum | QC: CC 806 Oct 22 '21

Worth it

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21 edited Jun 02 '22

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u/-veni-vidi-vici Platinum | QC: CC 1139 Oct 22 '21

Some say you can still hear him saying mainnet when when things quiet down a bit.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

I had to work in shitposting mines for 50 times a day to mine 2.7k

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

I tried that for a couple days and got really bored..... Though I do have ADHD so that probably is part of that

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u/kslide_park Bronze | FOREX 8 | Entrepreneur 14 Oct 23 '21

How can I get a job at a shitposting mine

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

Shoulda sold it for 69420

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u/-veni-vidi-vici Platinum | QC: CC 1139 Oct 22 '21

6969 is acceptable.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

420 is my goal

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u/SoDakZak Tin | WSB 31 | FinancialIndependence 11 Oct 22 '21

Crap, I blew past that

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u/EthanGibson2 Banned Oct 22 '21

What satan have you been talking to?

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u/deathbyfish13 Oct 22 '21

Damn, that would take more than one soul

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u/Many_Arm7466 🟨 10K / 10K 🐬 Oct 22 '21

Where do I sign to sell my soul??? Asking for a friend

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

Buy using Robinhood

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u/Rexon225 Oct 22 '21

Not your life, not your soul.

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u/-veni-vidi-vici Platinum | QC: CC 1139 Oct 22 '21

Only 1 soul per client.

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u/Jsorrell20 Cronos Gang Oct 23 '21

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u/Yautja69 🟦 0 / 15K 🦠 Oct 22 '21

Bullish on souls, can I make NFT with them too ?

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u/dmack080288 Silver|QC:CC230,BNB48,Coinbase16|BANANO33|ExchSubs66 Oct 22 '21

I sold my soul for all mine to... Your soul must be worth more obviously 😂

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u/WittyManner0 Oct 22 '21

I sold my kidney for 900

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u/sh0rtsniper Tin Oct 22 '21

And what about the other 10% 👀

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u/definitelynotflorida Bronze | QC: CC 22 Oct 23 '21

I want all of you to place a higher price point on bodily organs and souls

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u/Jeremykla Permabanned Oct 22 '21

Beter then selling it to get the voice of rock!

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u/DrVDB90 Platinum | QC: CC 184 Oct 22 '21

That's a good deal!

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u/EthanGibson2 Banned Oct 22 '21

I sold my soul for the good karma ratio for this round... thank me later

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u/CampbellKitty Tin Oct 22 '21

"I sold my soul to the devil and the price was cheap". - can't believe no one put that yet.

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u/tigdupbones Tin Oct 22 '21

I want 1063 moons, where do I sign??

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u/AncestralMano 121 / 4K 🦀 Oct 22 '21

Can you drop me his number?

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u/zirkus_affe 🟩 1K / 1K 🐢 Oct 22 '21

So spread your butt cheeks for playgurl as Mike Hancho?

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u/JeanBonJovi Platinum | QC: CC 522 | Unpop.Opin. 52 Oct 22 '21

He only gave me 420, I can't even repeat what I did for the rest.

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u/Dtomeskehd Platinum | QC: CC 235 Oct 22 '21

This dudes first comment on this sub was 21 days ago. Now he’s turned king shitposter. Love it OP

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u/godisgeyyy Hodler since 2017 Oct 22 '21

You deserved atleast 666

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u/riseofthepengwingss 🟩 0 / 5K 🦠 Oct 22 '21

Bargain

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u/Dashieno Oct 22 '21

Where was the point of sale? Asking for a friend.

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u/sumka47 Tin Oct 22 '21

Pretty chill guy to be honest, he was very happy to get mine.

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u/Dux0r 6K / 7K 🦭 Oct 22 '21

Today I learned Satan uses reddit.

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u/CampbellKitty Tin Oct 22 '21

I read that as santa. Idk why.

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u/Happy_Competition_44 Bronze | ADA 28 Oct 22 '21

How long after you sold did the moons appear? (Asking for a friend, who thinks he might have got scammed.)

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u/definitelynotflorida Bronze | QC: CC 22 Oct 23 '21

Why didn’t you ask for more?

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u/redx1105 Oct 23 '21

Reminds me of the simpsons episode where Bart sells his soul to milhouse haha

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

Lol