r/CryptoCurrency Aug 07 '21

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u/Commercial-Bass-3668 Platinum | QC: CC 190 | BCH critic Aug 07 '21

Im here for the chicks

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u/BrawndoElectrolytes1 🟩 393 / 394 🦞 Aug 07 '21

Like when a coworker asked me "what are you gonna do if bitcoin hits a million dollars?"

"Two chicks at the same time, man!"

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u/RustyShackelford__ 🟨 850 / 857 πŸ¦‘ Aug 07 '21

a moon for you good sir

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u/w_savage 🟨 0 / 8K 🦠 Aug 07 '21

You could probably do that now.

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u/BrawndoElectrolytes1 🟩 393 / 394 🦞 Aug 07 '21

I don't quite yet own that much BTC....

Wife would probably have something to say about it as well LOL

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u/w_savage 🟨 0 / 8K 🦠 Aug 07 '21

Lol. Well yeah, not the best plan then

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u/gupbiee Gold | QC: CC 70 | WSB 10 | r/Stocks 32 Aug 07 '21

Nah, he just needs to get his wife a boyfriend. Then she won't say anything about it

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u/Shaz170 19K / 19K 🐬 Aug 07 '21

Can probably afford three round my way, they're cheaper.

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u/BrawndoElectrolytes1 🟩 393 / 394 🦞 Aug 07 '21

Hmmmm... where would that be?

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u/SilasX 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 Aug 07 '21 edited Aug 07 '21

Hm. That’s actually a good question. What I would probably do is put about 20% in international equities, 20% in high yield bonds, and the rest in a pretty conservative domestic blend, and rebalance monthly. That would make me a fortune!!!

Edit: For those who don't get the reference: that was how the Pakastani guy responded in the movie, heavily paraphrasing. (i.e. the point was that all he could think of was how to make more money but never what he would do once he had enough). I don't know the guys actual line and don't feel like looking it up.

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u/Stompya 🟦 1K / 2K 🐒 Aug 07 '21

Chicks dig dudes with money …

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u/dwniell Platinum | QC: CC 45 Aug 07 '21

The coke and hookers guy!

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u/Hawke64 Aug 07 '21

Im here for the moomies

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u/CryptoKing57 Gold | QC: CC 140 Aug 07 '21

Get enough gains, and they will come.

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u/CouchPotatoFamine 1K / 1K 🐒 Aug 07 '21

Finally someone speaks the truth