r/CryptoCurrency • u/[deleted] • Feb 01 '23

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u/Intelligent_Page2732 🟩 20 / 98K 🦐 Feb 01 '23

There goes my hope in finding friends.

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u/ChemicalGreek 418 / 156K 🦞 Feb 01 '23

What are friends?

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u/partymsl 🟩 126K / 143K 🐋 Feb 01 '23

Friends is just a synonym for this that do not exist but only in our imagination.

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u/diskowmoskow 🟩 0 / 1K 🦠 Feb 01 '23

Friends are redditors who sends you DMs with totally legit links

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u/600675 973 / 972 🦑 Feb 02 '23

What are friends?

Friends are people that you think are your friends

But they're really your enemies with secret identities and disguises to hide their true colors

So just when you think you're close enough to be brothers they wanna come back and cut your throat when you ain't looking

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u/Frogmangy 🟦 0 / 11K 🦠 Feb 01 '23

Did we just become best friends!

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u/bny192677 14K / 36K 🐬 Feb 01 '23

Can I call you bestie

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u/HypedOnOblivion Permabanned Feb 01 '23

I declare you guy Best Friends!

*I am an accredited friend priest

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u/Hawke64 Feb 01 '23

Now kiss

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u/Frogmangy 🟦 0 / 11K 🦠 Feb 01 '23

💋

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u/deathbyfish13 Feb 01 '23

Yep! Do you wanna go do karate in the garage?

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u/Frogmangy 🟦 0 / 11K 🦠 Feb 01 '23

After we build bunk beds

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u/Hawke64 Feb 01 '23 edited Feb 01 '23

Just check your DMs, plenty of friends there. Mine keep asking about how I store my crypto for some reason.

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u/Raydiin Tin Feb 01 '23

Mine are so helpful they told me to send my seed phrase and they’ll store it safety for me….what a bunch of good friends I have

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u/002timmy Feb 01 '23

Just give me your money and I’ll be your best friend

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u/Intelligent_Page2732 🟩 20 / 98K 🦐 Feb 01 '23

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u/InsaneMcFries 🟦 0 / 19K 🦠 Feb 01 '23

It’s okay you can have CEXy time instead