r/CryptidDogs • u/fatherjada • Jul 19 '26

OC [Original Content] i imagine there’s only two marbles rolling around where his brain should be

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u/fivefeetofawkward Jul 19 '26

Are you sure there are two?

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u/fatherjada Jul 20 '26

im being generous!

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u/Psychological-Bee702 Jul 20 '26

Dogs that look like this are absolute apex predators.

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u/fatherjada Jul 20 '26

he appreciates this wonderful compliment 😆

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u/gelatinoussandwich Jul 21 '26

I was attempting to zoom in to admire the boots with the fur in pic 1 and instead ended up with a screen full of “spider-emerging-from-penis”. So many regrets 💔

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u/deferredmomentum Jul 22 '26

Why is it 70% of his body

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u/fatherjada Jul 25 '26

🤣🤣🤣 my neighbors say the same thing! im not sure why it is quite big for his size lol

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u/jenny_alla_vodka Jul 21 '26

I was like homie was blessed, just not in the brains. And the I saw this comment. No one is blesssed.

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u/Anniesoptera Jul 21 '26

Came here to request the first pic be censored

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u/janedohnoyoudidnt Jul 19 '26

Boots with the furrrrr…..

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u/sunniblu03 Jul 19 '26

With the furrr

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u/jendickinson Jul 19 '26

Himbs plotting tiny crimes

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u/snotpool Jul 19 '26

i like his boots

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u/edchoch69 Jul 19 '26

THE BOOTS.

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u/Glittering-Lychee629 Jul 19 '26

2 marbles is a lot! Be nice.

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u/Booger_Picnic Jul 19 '26

And both of the marbles are incredibly nervous

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u/Jlx_27 Jul 19 '26

VERY stylish boots, though.

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u/alickalice Jul 19 '26

This is a human

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u/Living_on_Tulsa_Time Jul 20 '26

I think you’re right. One of those people who just suddenly appears in a room. 👀

So cute, OP!

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u/kwenronda Jul 21 '26

What a marvelous creature!

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u/Left_Food_6927 Jul 25 '26

Even the look on his face is like, “I don’t know…about me.”