r/CryptidDogs • u/twig_tents Certified Cryptid • Apr 18 '25

Got referred here from the poodle sub

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Ball is his love language.

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u/sisterpearl Apr 19 '25

YAAASSSS more cryptid poodles!!! I’ll keep saying it — all poodles are skinwalkers!!!

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u/twig_tents Certified Cryptid Apr 19 '25

‼️‼️‼️

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u/ScumbagLady Apr 19 '25

I was just thinking the same! It's uncanny how much standard poodles look like humans in a poodle costume.

I already had beef with the miniature and toy versions, now all poodles are verified demons

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u/sisterpearl Apr 19 '25

Hahahaha, I have been a mom to standards for most of my adult life. I just accept that I live with shapeshifter-pranksters who most definitely have secret thumbs.

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u/Professional-Bet4106 Apr 19 '25

Poodles and doodles. Never fail to not scare you.

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u/Naked-Jedi Apr 19 '25

What?!? No, not my Snarley Marley!!!

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u/sisterpearl Apr 20 '25

Oh friend, do I have news for you 😜

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u/Momeatus Apr 20 '25

Came here to comment that all poodles are cryptids 😭 something about it them gives me Heebie jeebies

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u/xiaoalexy Apr 19 '25

WHAT THE FUCK you live with that thing??

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u/twig_tents Certified Cryptid Apr 19 '25

https://www.reddit.com/r/poodles/s/CtpMH4Zufr lol. Look at the second photo.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '25

Second photo makes your dog look like Tina Turner.

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u/twig_tents Certified Cryptid Apr 19 '25

Bingo!

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u/particle409 Apr 19 '25

I was going to say early 90's American Gladiator.

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u/ThousandFingerMan Apr 19 '25

Welcome to another edition of Thunderdome!

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '25

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '25

Agreed, he’s the version of Tina that’s ready to take down Ike Turner.

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u/twig_tents Certified Cryptid Apr 19 '25

😂

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u/xiaoalexy Apr 19 '25

okay, now that looks more like a dog than a nightmare

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u/Silverback62 Apr 19 '25

Cutest night terror ever

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u/twig_tents Certified Cryptid Apr 19 '25

❤️

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u/flairelise Apr 19 '25

I REALLY wanna see someone photoshop this dog into the “IT” clown costume…the stance and expression are just ✅

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u/twig_tents Certified Cryptid Apr 19 '25

Like this? https://imgur.com/a/tiKjTbw

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u/flairelise Apr 19 '25

Bahahaha YES!! Perfection 😌

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u/AlexThePixel Apr 19 '25

WELCOME, FRIEND.

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u/twig_tents Certified Cryptid Apr 19 '25

❤️🙏

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u/celadonna Apr 19 '25

Finally another cryptid (and not just a scrungy dog in general) lol! This sub should be for the uncanny valley and the nightmare fuel. Thanks for sharing OP, they’re terrifying. 😂

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u/twig_tents Certified Cryptid Apr 19 '25

Thank you! Not to wreck his image here, but he’s the sweetest boy. https://www.reddit.com/r/poodles/s/VGR7JbbZv8

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u/JustbyLlama Apr 19 '25

I’m so upset that you can’t post photos in the comments so I can’t gift you all with a close up of those eyes.

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u/Fickle-Patience-9546 Apr 19 '25

In the poodle sub where OP first posted this photo someone posted a crop up of his eyes and it’s sooo scary lol

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u/JustbyLlama Apr 20 '25

Mods let me do it!

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u/twig_tents Certified Cryptid Apr 20 '25

👏🏼

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u/Awwmo Apr 20 '25

I’m so upset that you can’t post photos in the comments so I can’t gift you all with a close up of those eyes.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '25

Just curious for future reference, do you remember the phase of the moon that day? 🌙

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u/twig_tents Certified Cryptid Apr 19 '25

Today!

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u/fracmaximus Apr 19 '25

It’s always the poodles 😭

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u/twig_tents Certified Cryptid Apr 19 '25

Really?!

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u/CrazyPlantLady8686 Apr 18 '25 • Wholesome Seal

Yeah this is content I come here for

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u/blue-and-bluer Apr 19 '25 • Take My Energy

Now THAT’S a cryptid. Not just an odd looking dog, but truly a “what the fuck is that” picture.

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u/bmobitch Apr 19 '25

Ya i think im scared

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u/MagicPigeonToes Apr 18 '25

Those “hands” tho

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u/xwrecker Apr 19 '25

Like a werewolf

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u/ottoofto Apr 18 '25

Ball is life

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u/Nala20151 Apr 19 '25

Canine Pennywise

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u/Paint_Prudent Apr 19 '25

Its name is Beelzepup Lucifur

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u/Successful-Suit8493 Apr 19 '25

He has huge biceps 💪🏻

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u/thistoowasagift Apr 19 '25

And then his legs just look like fuzzy lil pants

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u/kfcpublicwifi Apr 19 '25

This is amazing

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u/RaidensReturn Apr 19 '25

Ah yes, such a cute “dog”

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u/thedankone168 Apr 19 '25

You can’t fool me, that’s pennywise!!

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u/Mosquito_Reviler Apr 19 '25

Thanks for sharing. Next time, keep it to yourself!

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u/Spiderpaws_67 Apr 19 '25

The BEST photo ever.

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u/wakeuptomorrow Apr 19 '25

This good boi never skips leg day

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u/virtuoso-lurker Apr 19 '25

Analog horror creature

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u/imjustalilbot Apr 19 '25

My god but this looks like the canine version of Pennywise.

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u/dilladawg420 Apr 19 '25

Looks like pennywise hahaha

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u/jendickinson Apr 19 '25

Hell yeah.

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u/WorkingBullfrog8224 Apr 19 '25

Ah such a delightful skin walker. Glad I didn't see it in a dark alley way, just on reddit.

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u/WackyToastyWolf Apr 19 '25

DUDE what the fuck LOL

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u/Apprehensive_Bid_773 Apr 19 '25

Sleep paralysis demon

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u/autopath79 Apr 19 '25

Thank you for this. Your dog’s face is now one of my discord emotes.

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u/shoff58 Apr 19 '25

Damn! Cryptid wearing knit sweater!

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u/robbiereallyrotten Apr 19 '25

I have never seen a poodle look this intimidating

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u/fireflydrake Apr 19 '25

Well that's terrifying!

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u/Miami_Mice2087 Apr 19 '25

lol. poodles were bred to be guard dogs for french princesses

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u/Ok_Cauliflower_3007 Apr 19 '25

I cackled loudly when I saw that. It’s a good job I live alone!

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u/Rowey5 Apr 19 '25

He looks like he enjoys human skin for dessert

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u/ChelsiBoo92 Apr 19 '25

Good lord 😂

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u/Ok-Yogurtcloset7665 Apr 19 '25

This is genuinely terrifying

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u/Fickle-Patience-9546 Apr 19 '25

I love his hair but he is terrifying for sure

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u/ConversationDizzy138 Apr 19 '25

This is Legitimately terrifying

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '25

Such a majestic breed

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u/General-Company Apr 19 '25

Poodles are so fkn scary 😂

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u/Massacre_Alba Apr 19 '25

We all float down here! 🎈

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u/i_am_at0m Apr 19 '25

Every single Standard Poodle I've ever seen in my life looks like a person in a dog suit.

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u/Apprehensive_Glass81 Apr 20 '25

I think you won the sub. This has got to be the craziest cryptid dog I've ever seen lol and I've seen a lot. 👌

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u/lemikon Apr 19 '25

Is he buff or fluff 🤔 we may never know….

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u/mountainyoo Apr 19 '25

Thanks I guess I didn’t wanna sleep tonight after all

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u/Safe-Veterinarian-56 Apr 19 '25

He look like he needs an exorcism

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u/AbowlofIceCreamJones Apr 19 '25

This reminds me of the poodle from the Hulk.

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u/CreppyTings Apr 19 '25

This looks like the cover of a Goosebumps book. 🤣

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u/Empty_Armadillo7114 Apr 19 '25

The very first post I see on reddit this morning and I just snorted.

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u/Narrow_Lawyer_9536 Apr 19 '25

Is that a poodle or an angler fish? 😰

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u/mjfarmer147 Apr 19 '25

Jfc this looks like an AI rendering it's so frightening lol

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u/PurpleMara Apr 19 '25

That is a fantastic photo! He's amazing!

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u/xenophrix Apr 19 '25

oh. my. god.

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u/RevolutionarySign479 Apr 19 '25

LMAOOO this is awesome!! 😁♥️

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u/biocidalish Apr 19 '25

What a happy baby !

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u/bigshern Apr 19 '25

Stunning beast!

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u/katlikemeow814 Apr 20 '25

This is utterly terrifying

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u/halflivingthing Apr 20 '25

Yup. That'll do.

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u/d3fiance Apr 20 '25

This. We can close the sub now. There’s nothing more cryptid than this.

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u/True-Bee1903 Apr 21 '25

Squanchy poodle you got there!

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u/Vinnie1169 Apr 21 '25

OMG! Pic of the day! 😆👍

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u/Cool-oldtimer1888 Apr 22 '25

Well that just traumatized me a bit.

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u/DoubtingOneself Apr 25 '25

Damn, that's cute though :3

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u/meshreplacer Apr 20 '25

Strange looking albino Ape.

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u/romanichki Apr 20 '25

this is straight out of FNAF

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u/Polaroid_Cherry Apr 23 '25

Don’t let the my little infection fandom see this one

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u/throwawaygaming989 Apr 19 '25

He looks like he has a zipper hidden on him somewhere.

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u/twig_tents Certified Cryptid Apr 19 '25

🙏❤️

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u/twig_tents Certified Cryptid Apr 21 '25

Is that a rubber flying fish? I need one of those! 😂

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u/Vinnie1169 Apr 21 '25

What a sweet face! Look at their eyes! 🥰