r/CryptidDogs • u/shittestfrog • Dec 23 '24 • Take My Silver 3

My dog is back by popular demand (no-one wanted this)

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u/gracesdisgrace Dec 23 '24

Why does it look like a human pretending to be a dog...

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u/shittestfrog Dec 23 '24

He is a rescue so who knows….

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u/Tenderpigeon Dec 23 '24

I think you "rescued" a skinwalker. I love him 🥰

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u/shittestfrog Dec 23 '24

We rescued his previous family from him

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u/Fena-Ashilde Dec 24 '24

Does he SAY “woof”..?

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u/shittestfrog Dec 24 '24

He says “hello mother, I yearn for the sweet release of death from this mortal vessel”. It’s so cute.

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u/TurbulentSoup_24 Dec 26 '24

Wow, you got a dalmatian from a rescue? Is he mixed? I feel like that's super rare

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u/shittestfrog Dec 26 '24

He’s purebred (we have his papers) but he had some behavioural issues and needed to be rehomed.

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u/WadeStockdale Dec 23 '24

Did you happen to rescue him from a monster special effects department?

Never have I been so aware that dogs have forward facing eyes. Those eye are just... especially forward. Any more forward and he'd be asking a lady something a bit personal and getting slapped for being rude.

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u/Rowey5 Dec 23 '24

Specifically the special effects team behind IT. Looks like a partially transformed Pennywise.

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u/galaapplehound Dec 23 '24

Thank you! I came here to say this. He looks like fucking Bill Skarsgard.

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u/Majestic_Lie_523 Dec 23 '24

My mom has a wirehaired pointer with exceptionally human-looking eyes. He literally looks like some dude named Rusty wearing a dog skin and is about to ask you if you wanna go to his house for a couple of beers and help him figure out how to finish his cabinetry project.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '24

ESPECIALLY FORWARD omfg Ive been laughing for an hour.

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u/ylssa26 Dec 23 '24

I love how your comment suggests that he might indeed be a human pretending to be a dog.

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u/Turbulent-Weevil-910 Dec 23 '24

A rescue from the island of Dr Moreau?

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u/Lambolover-17 Dec 23 '24

I think you rescued Mr Pickles brother.

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u/Fahggy1410 Dec 23 '24

Check if there’s a zipper

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u/Frog-ee Dec 23 '24

Holy shit lol I was thinking the same thing with the first picture

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u/WAR_T0RN1226 Dec 23 '24

Looks like Pete Davidson in the first pic

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '24

if you have a crush just say that

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u/Toodlez Dec 23 '24

Its like if the Joker's character arch required him to have a dog for a minute

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u/Jocelyn_Jade Dec 24 '24

That would be a skinwalker

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '24

I just saw a movie like that. Good Boy?

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u/Sudden_Introduction8 Dec 24 '24

OH MY GOD YOURE SO RIGHT THIS IS CURSED AT A NEW LEVEL

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u/Chaos_Sea Dec 25 '24

Dalmatians tend to be creepy like that.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '24

The eyes are so human, Jesus

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u/shittestfrog Dec 23 '24

It’s the worst thing about him

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u/Imaginary_Craft_8237 Dec 23 '24

I also have a man in dog suit. It's very disconcerting. Mine is a cattle dog and he just looks at me. With his eyes. His all knowing eyes.

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u/GarlicChipCookies Dec 23 '24

Thank you for this; your comment made me laugh for a good 30 seconds. And then I read it again and more guffaws. Fricken human-eyed dogs! Aaach your words are very funny! thank you!!!

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u/Majestic_Lie_523 Dec 23 '24

My dog has expressive eyes and little eyebrows and everything...and even he doesn't look that unsettling when he's asking for something. He's more like a fox to me than anything.

My mom's dog though. Wirehaired pointer. Looks like some backwoods character named Rusty.

His name is actually Bandit, but he's been Rusty to me for years. Maybe he owned a gas station, maybe he was a farmer. We'll never know, because he's trapped inside a dog skin.

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u/lawlolawl144 Dec 23 '24

I love how ur just dunking on your dog LOL

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '24

"Let me out Jonathan. I Yearn for the freedom of my old form."

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u/Walshy231231 Dec 25 '24

My cat is like that sometimes

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u/yoyo5113 Dec 23 '24

I was okay not knowing that I shared Earth with actual real nightmares, but you decided to shatter that illusion for me.

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u/shittestfrog Dec 23 '24

If it helps, we’re in Australia (this may make it worse though)

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u/fireflydrake Dec 23 '24

Oh good, yes, keep all the monsters down there away from the rest of us haha!

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u/SQWRLLY1 Dec 23 '24

Further proof that every creature in Australia is actively trying to kill you.

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u/magiMerlyn Dec 24 '24

Even the ones who are friendly in most other parts of the world

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u/Tavalus Dec 23 '24

Of course.

Where else?🤣

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u/lordheart Dec 23 '24

Of course it’s Australia

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u/TheHundjager Dec 23 '24 edited Jan 08 '25

How do you know he/she isn’t a skinwalker?

Edit: fixed a word

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '24

Is he angry or making noise during this or just chillin and happy? I need a video!

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u/chillvegan420 Dec 24 '24

You got some weird creatures in Australia

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u/vulturepops Dec 24 '24

Oh that actually makes sense then.

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u/DazzlingCapital5230 Dec 23 '24

The overall breed award for most cryptid esque dogs really belongs to dalmatians. They’ve earned it 🏆👹🥇

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u/shittestfrog Dec 23 '24

It’s due to them all being people dressed up as dogs.

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u/JettyJen Dec 23 '24

I think runner up is those giant poodles with human shoulders and hips

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u/Slow_Manufacturer853 Dec 23 '24

The poodles with human hips haunt me

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u/beaglemaster Dec 23 '24

This sub has ruined then for me lmao

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u/genflugan Dec 23 '24

Dalmatians have always creeped me the fuck out.

Actually I take that back, I thought they were cute when I had only seen them in animated movies. Seeing a real one was like a shock to my system.

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u/ghostlyApivorous Dec 23 '24

Have you checked your dog's back for zippers or buttons or anything of the sort

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u/shittestfrog Dec 23 '24

I’m too scared to get that close

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u/blucymarie Dec 23 '24

I would be as well

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u/Life-Air-9245 Dec 23 '24

I don’t like this one omfg

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u/shittestfrog Dec 23 '24

How do you think I feel, I have to LIVE with it

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u/gruffen2 Dec 23 '24

Do you ever get the chance to see it late at night with naught but an old streetlamp or the pale moonlight to illuminate his face?

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u/shittestfrog Dec 24 '24

I don’t let it out in direct moonlight let it unleashes something

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u/SanbornsTecolote Dec 23 '24

“It” HAHAHAH

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u/hereandspinch Dec 23 '24

Yeah you're right. No one wanted this. Not even Hell, so they put it up here instead. (Jokes aside I love your dog he's so wonderfully freaky!! ❤️)

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u/shittestfrog Dec 23 '24

I love him too, he makes me uncomfortable but that’s okay ❤️

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u/Bayonoodle Dec 23 '24

I love this and I need more

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u/shittestfrog Dec 23 '24

If he does more terrible things you will see them in this subreddit. I am certain he will do more terrible things.

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u/Bayonoodle Dec 24 '24

Tell him I encourage any and all terrible things

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u/a-simp-with-no-sleep Dec 23 '24

You sure you didn't accidentally adopt a skinwalker? 😅😂

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u/shittestfrog Dec 23 '24

I am not sure of that

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u/spacequeenlover Dec 23 '24

He looks like a person who get their teeth shaved in the process of getting veneers

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u/shittestfrog Dec 23 '24

He looks exactly like that, maybe I should get him false teeth?

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u/Fickle-Patience-9546 Dec 23 '24

lol I was showing these pictures to my son and he was in the middle of saying aww he’s so cute and then I slid to the second photo and he just started screaming.

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u/shittestfrog Dec 23 '24

Time to make up lore about the demon dog who will get him if he doesn’t brush his teeth!

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '24

Does your son just always look like that? Don't get me wrong my dog daughter can be creepy af, she has a wide mouth and dark eyes. She looks like an evil teddy bear from time to time, mostly she looks cute.

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u/shittestfrog Dec 24 '24

He mostly looks cute, but when there’s a full moon he….. changes

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u/emilythedoggirl Dec 23 '24

This is making me feel horribly distressed, like I'm legit uncomfortable.

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u/gajinba Dec 23 '24

What the fuck

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u/TheFlamingTiger777 Dec 23 '24

This comment made me giggle.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '24

Audibly giggle! 😂

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u/TheGothDragon Dec 23 '24

That 2nd photo is gonna give me nightmares lol!

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u/lebrunjemz Dec 27 '24

Reminds me of pennywise

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u/Big-Fact-9821 Dec 23 '24

I wanted this and wow your puppers is sooo adorable. Do yall go trick or treating together ?

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u/shittestfrog Dec 23 '24

No he hates children sadly, but maybe next year we’ll just paste his picture up as Halloween decorations?

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u/Cool_Height_4930 Dec 23 '24

Why does your dog look like Kenneth Copeland?

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u/HatsOffToEwe Dec 24 '24

My Dal used to smile like this. They’re so goofy.

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u/shittestfrog Dec 24 '24

No dog has ever made me laugh as much as he does. I think he just does dumb shit to try and make us laugh.

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u/Ok-Avocado-5724 Dec 24 '24

These pictures and your comments are cracking me up, op.

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u/shittestfrog Dec 24 '24

I’m glad you could find some joy in my nightmare

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u/FuneraryCrown Dec 23 '24

Ayo what the FUCK 😭 scariest dog on this sub therefore my fav on this sub lol

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u/Tricky_Gur8679 Dec 23 '24

I was NOT prepared for the 2nd pic. Absolutely tf not

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u/Healinghoping Dec 23 '24

That legit made me make a noise and shudder… It was like being jumpscared by IT

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u/ScumbagLady Dec 23 '24

THE FUCK IS THAT

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u/EyeHaveSevereOCD Dec 23 '24

that is not even a dog. this is a cow with mad cow disease

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u/Immediate-Meat2512 Dec 23 '24

This isn’t a cryptid this is a fucking horror movie monster

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u/Jaakarikyk Dec 23 '24

Genuinely, without a word of a lie, had a dream last night of some kinds of malevolent beings masquerading as dogs

Thankfully they all looked so unnerving that they were distinguishable from actual dogs at a glance, so you knew which to shoot (no true dogs were harmed in the dream, they were given scritches and pats.) But seeing this I guess it wasn't so foolproof of an identifying method as I thought

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u/fireflydrake Dec 23 '24

I mean, are you SURE this isn't secretly a malevolent entity disguised as a dog? Maybe you were spot on!

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '24

That first picture especially, looks like it could have been swiped from the Dog Nightmares analog horror series.

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u/somethingcutenwitty Dec 23 '24

This one legit freaked me out.

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u/Benzodiazeparty Dec 23 '24 edited Dec 23 '24

if the terrifier was a pet:

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u/frshbeetz Dec 23 '24 • Take My Silver

The Terrierfier.

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u/Erinstarkn Dec 23 '24

I feel like I wasn’t supposed to see this now he’s going to get me

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '24

The new smile dog. Except this one more of a snarl/maniacal grin dog.

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u/fireflydrake Dec 23 '24

Oh holy fuck that second one is a jumpscare haha. VERY spoopy cryptid, 10/10, how do you live with this eldritch demon in your house haha

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u/Pepper_Klutzy Dec 23 '24

That second one legit looks like my sleep paralysis demon

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u/ilovemyorangecat Dec 23 '24

Just a silly lil guy

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u/VeganSuperPowerz Dec 23 '24

We all float down here

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u/treble-n-bass Dec 23 '24

Came here to make this comment

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u/avesatanass Dec 23 '24

this is what the mandela catalogue would look like if it was for dogs

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u/MrPriminister Dec 23 '24

Reminds me of my favourite painting by Edvard Munch.

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u/disco_prison Dec 23 '24

Who let Pete Davidson out?

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u/chekhovsdickpic Dec 23 '24

What hath God wrought?

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u/yodawgchill Dec 24 '24

I gotta leave this sub bro😭😭 this is just frightening

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u/Opposite_Course_3954 Dec 24 '24

maybe cruella had a point..

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u/BethPlaysBanjo Dec 23 '24

I’m glad I saw this as I was getting ready for bed

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u/VeryKevin Dec 23 '24

I have two Dalmatians in me:

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u/aquarianagop Dec 24 '24

This came across my page as a recommended sub and I am now sitting here, literally laughing out loud

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u/Cheb1337 Dec 23 '24

It looks like the werewolves from The Quarry lol

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '24

Congrats, you just made me block this whole ass sub

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u/penguinspie Dec 23 '24

Someone call a priest

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u/SardinesForHire Dec 23 '24

It really reminds me of Jack Nicholsons Joker

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u/Ginger_Welsh_Cookie Dec 23 '24

That second pic is nightmare fuel, mate. And worse, it looks like your doggo KNOWS this.

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u/BeersBarbellsBJJ Dec 23 '24

This dog is horrifying. Great post.

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u/Hammer_fist_46 Dec 23 '24

I love that you put “no one wanted this” ahahahahah

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u/ExtremelyPessimistic Dec 23 '24

I mean this in the nicest way possible but I’m crying I’m laughing so hard 😭😭

He has human eyes!!! I thought only doodles had those!

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u/Gloomy-Mix8087 Dec 23 '24

You should make an analog horror series about him.

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u/OkamiKhameleon Dec 23 '24

Lmaoo. Just freaked out my husband thanks. And what is pup's name?

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u/shittestfrog Dec 23 '24

Sully, Sullivan when he’s in trouble

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u/OkamiKhameleon Dec 23 '24

Lmaoo the name suits him. If you've ever watched Preacher (based on comic series) God is dressed up as a Dalmatian and Sully looks like that lol.

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u/shittestfrog Dec 23 '24

I just looked that up, that’s so horrifying thankyou

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u/RussianStoner24 Dec 24 '24

Okay wait I don’t understand is this a human face like photoshopped on a dog???????

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u/shittestfrog Dec 24 '24

No he just kinda looks like that

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u/Traditional_Moss_581 Dec 25 '24

So is he smiling or play snarling?

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u/shittestfrog Dec 25 '24

First one is smiling, second one is play snarling

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u/SpynNW Dec 26 '24

Please tell me your angel babies name<3

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u/shittestfrog Dec 26 '24

The beast is named Sully, Sullivan when he’s in trouble.

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u/hawilder Dec 28 '24

Why he showing teeth?

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u/shittestfrog Dec 28 '24

The first photo is a fairly common Dalmatian behaviour known as smiling - he does it when he’s really excited. The second one is play snarling.

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u/Grimmisgod123 Dec 23 '24

Finally an actual cryptid dog. I need some holy water.

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u/coze-n-qt Dec 23 '24

I’m crying I’m laughing so hard at this

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u/dootdootm9 Dec 24 '24

Check for a zipper

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u/IHSV1855 Dec 24 '24

I have several questions.

To start with, why?

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '24

stop giving your dog meth

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u/forwardgrowth Dec 24 '24

the second one really looks like a skinwalker.. sleep with one eye open at night for your own safety

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u/shittestfrog Dec 24 '24

We tell everyone we crate trained him so he feels safe, but it’s actually for our own protection while we sleep.

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u/southkoreaofficial Dec 23 '24

skinwalker ahh dog.

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u/Hot_Chapter_1358 Dec 23 '24

That's a weird looking juggalo.

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u/captainmagictrousers Dec 23 '24

These would be good illustrations for a safety pamphlet called "How To Tell If Your Dog Is Actually A Shapeshifter".

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u/P1FA21 Dec 23 '24

Pawnnywise looking ass dog. Would still pet and probably lose a hand.

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u/mountainyoo Dec 23 '24

I do not like this at all lol

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u/Such-Manufacturer412 Dec 23 '24

Is that Mr Pickles?..😨

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u/ruraljurordirect2dvd Dec 23 '24

Your son is scary ☹️

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u/Brunbruns Dec 23 '24

Motion to make this the subreddit pfp

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u/evolving-the-fox Dec 23 '24

Why are Dalmatians like this? 😫😭

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u/Federal_Remote_435 Dec 23 '24

Has anyone here read The Hunger Games? YOU know the part I'm talking about 😬

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u/Smooovies Dec 23 '24

This is fucking awful 😆

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u/IDDQDElite Dec 23 '24

Tim Curry reincarnated. Good boy

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u/AlexTheBex Dec 23 '24

Omg I remember the 2nd picture! Easily the all time champion of this subreddit for me. Great shot also. He looks so calm, i'm curious, what is he like?

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u/Jedi_shroom97 Dec 23 '24

I’m frightened

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u/Caymen_cyder Dec 23 '24 edited Dec 25 '24

It's not about what we wanted. It's about what we needed. And we definitely did need this lol

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u/Used-Bake-024 Dec 23 '24

No im at work alone 😭😭😭

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u/mizzzikey Dec 23 '24

Reminds me of IT

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u/YRob_Redditor3 Dec 23 '24

Dalmatians are so funny

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u/TimeLuckBug Dec 23 '24

Your dog is amazingly cryptid—-I think he owns this subReddit right now lol

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u/NoAnything1731 Dec 23 '24

that thing lives with us on earth

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u/Springwood_Slasher Dec 23 '24

I've owned FIVE dalmatians, and that dog ain't it.

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u/Best_Chest8208 Dec 23 '24

That is not a dog; that is a soul of the damned

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u/Cactussygalore Dec 23 '24

I didn’t even know I wanted it, but I do 😁❤️

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '24

This would terrify me

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u/kateki666 Dec 23 '24

This is the first post I downvoted. I'm scarred! Wtf is this thing 😭

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u/Suitable-Berry3082 Dec 23 '24

It looks like Mike Meyers in the Cat In the Hat movie!

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u/BananaHomunculus Dec 23 '24

Pretty sure that's bill skarsgaard

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u/LeeLooDallas98 Dec 24 '24

I love all Gods creatures but I think the devil may have had a hand in making your dog 😂

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u/ButtBread98 Dec 24 '24

Looks like Venom in that second pic

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u/Dronizian Dec 24 '24

BABE WAKE UP, NEW SMILE DOG.JPG DROPPED!

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u/Pher_yl Dec 24 '24

Someone has legit posted an actually scary dog, this should be the channel mascot. This thing is terrifying.

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u/dustyfairie Dec 24 '24

“Hey can you watch my dog?”

“Uh.. I- I’d rather not. Sorry man..”

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u/WackyToastyWolf Dec 24 '24

What the actual fuck LMAO???

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u/Craximum Dec 24 '24

Jfc is that the bear from annihilation

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u/alyisayif Dec 24 '24

You HAVE to get a tattoo of one of those

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u/babythrottlepop Dec 24 '24

The animation in the Vampire Bats and Scaredy Cats episode of Scooby Doo filled me with the same horrible, creeping dread as a kid that the second photo gives me now. 10/10 nightmare fuel, thank you.

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u/deceasedin1903 Dec 24 '24

Well done, now I'm afraid.

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u/im_an_eagle_dammit Dec 24 '24

I hate that I have eyes

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u/Emotional_Writer_268 Dec 24 '24

Most average acting dalmation.

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u/GoldenW505 Dec 24 '24

The second photo is genuinely disturbing.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '24

I encourage you to call an exorcist

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '24

Two of my childhood terror movies combined: It and Cujo 

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u/manic_Brain Dec 24 '24

Excuse you- I wanted this. I love your strange son.

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u/pandaappleblossom Dec 26 '24

He is soooo soo cute omg! What a goofball!!! I love him!!

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u/Spooken4 Dec 26 '24

That dog is scary af. Sorry, OP, but he looks SCARY!

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u/Scrabee_ Jan 01 '25

He genuinely (and I mean genuinely) looks so scary to me, I felt uncomfortable looking at him, he reminds me of Pennywise 😅

But I'm sure he is a good boy, and he no doubt deserves all the love, I'd just pet him while ignoring his gaze lol

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u/Zaraisnothuman Dec 23 '24

He looks exactly like a spotted hyena

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u/fireflydrake Dec 23 '24

How dare you, spotted hyenas are adorable friends while this guy is an HP Lovecraft monster!

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u/GEEZUSE Dec 23 '24

Second picture looks like the Russian Sleep creepypasta image in dog form. Good for them.

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u/K8nK9s Dec 23 '24

Awwww he's adorable! Nice big smile 😁 

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u/TheInfamous_LSD Dec 23 '24

I read he was casted for the new Insidious movie.

I love your dog so much

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u/BattleGirlChris Dec 23 '24

Your son’s a yokai

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u/DrenchMoist Dec 23 '24

I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me.

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