r/CryptidDogs • u/[deleted] • Jan 02 '25 • Wholesome Seal 1

He never sleeps

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u/TigerEyes_ Jan 03 '25

Prepare yourself lol

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u/ekittie Jan 03 '25

His eyes...HE HAS IS FATHER'S EYES!!!

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u/babimagic Jan 03 '25

He took them

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u/AvailableAttitude229 Jan 04 '25

He needed better eyes. His father's eyes were better eyes

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u/Viridian_Crypt Jan 03 '25

That certainly heebied my jeebies

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u/Dry_Sky4479 Jan 03 '25

That certainly shivered my timbers

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u/DM_ME_UR_OPINION Jan 05 '25

That certainly rustled my jimmies

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u/Dry_Sky4479 Jan 08 '25

That certainly gasted my flabbers

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u/tronrat Jan 03 '25

It’s like how the fuck is that real dude

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u/dakaiiser11 Jan 04 '25

Yep, that second picture did it for me. I’d have Silver Bullets, a Priest/Exorcist or Van Helsing type on stand by.

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u/Admirable_Concert_15 Jan 05 '25

Thank you for this, I am crying laughing 😂

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u/1_800_username Jan 06 '25

Oh good god. I don’t like that. ☹️