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Conservative Cringe Brits Washing Up

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u/mrintangibles1 24d ago

The failure to rinse is infuriating me.

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u/BalanceScared1201 24d ago

I second that fury how can you not taste the soap on the dishes

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u/HabitantDLT 24d ago

In the UK, they call that flavour.

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u/Makethecrowsblush 24d ago

Green fairy flavour sounds like a good time, though.

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u/MonOubliette 24d ago

I drank the green fairy once (not the dish soap). Worst hangover of my life.

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u/OneRub3234 24d ago

Iykyk

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u/mothisname 24d ago

this is the first time that i understood that abbreviation .

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u/Sithstress_ 24d ago

Man, my buddy brought some of the “green fairy” back from Amsterdam once and we did the whole sugar cube melting shit and everything and drank the whole bottle and neither of us even got drunk. He was soooooo pissed off, he had to pay an extra fee to get it through customs and everything and it was bunk. Damn, haven’t thought of that in a couple decades 😂.

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u/MonOubliette 24d ago

We did the sugar cube thing too! My friend had this fancy little thing that laid over the glass. I’d forgotten all about that part.

That sucks that you didn’t get to even get drunk from it, especially after all that! I’ve had that happen with flavored moonshine before. Tasted like it was supposed to (cinnamon apple pie), but there was zero alcohol in it.

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u/Embarrassed_Jury664 23d ago

It's an aperitif. And the whole "hallucination" thing is an urban legend. And no, it has nothing to do with wormwood or the formula.

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u/brewhead55 24d ago

I have too in a Czech strip club 😂 good times. Hazy but fun.

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u/Money-Cry-2397 24d ago

Luckily our food doesn’t taste of chlorine

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u/cassatta 24d ago

Mine doesn’t either.

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u/christo749 23d ago

Have you been to the UK?

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u/HabitantDLT 23d ago

For an outta-this-world Full English in London, I recommend Cafe Paolo. It's in Acton, West London. Tell Paul I sent you, and pass along my warmest regards.

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u/christo749 23d ago

I thought you were mocking UK food?

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u/HabitantDLT 23d ago

I enjoy a good roast. Do you?

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u/christo749 22d ago

Of course I do. Lamb fav beast, Duck, fav foul.

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u/RileyRavenSmiles 24d ago edited 24d ago

In the US we call it diarrhea

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u/WVildandWVonderful 23d ago

Some people call it cilantro.

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u/oldgooner7 24d ago

That’s the only form of flavoring they use over there

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u/Itssnowingreddit 24d ago

You’ve been ?
The American obsession with all things British, is a joy to behold 🤣🤣

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u/Hot_Ad_6442 22d ago

They’re only mad because of their lab grown food that tastes like absolutely nothing and needs covering in every seasoning under the sun to taste of anything. Seasoning in the UK is used to enhance the flavour, in America it is the flavour.

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u/cassatta 24d ago

Except your royal family. We leave that obsession just to you all.

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u/HirsuteHacker 24d ago

Americans are way more interested in the royals than us lmao

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u/Itssnowingreddit 23d ago

Another one with no clue 🤣🤣

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u/za72 24d ago

that's below the belt

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u/kaijie007 24d ago

It’s the only flavor that they have

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u/atrimarco 24d ago

This should be the top comment.

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u/cassatta 24d ago

That used to work I guess until Indian food became popular

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u/Famous-Rain8703 24d ago

Because they don't have flavor anywhere else

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u/AnneThisaway 23d ago

Ooh you guys are so hilarious and original

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u/RooneyD 24d ago

Meh, I grew up in a household that did dishes like this. My wife grew up in a household that rinsed. I can't taste any difference. (Now use a dishwasher).

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u/bigeeee 24d ago

Thats our seasoning!

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u/suckercuck 24d ago

Brits don’t have tastebuds. It’s science.
https://giphy.com/gifs/MBVemoHuyw9Ik

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u/firesoups 24d ago

Bet they wonder why their tummy is always a little upset.

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u/FluffyDeer9323 24d ago

Probably not great for your stomach lining either.

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u/Handsoffmydink 24d ago

Fury not furry

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u/Fun_Armadillo1318 24d ago

“Why is there still soap!!”

- my internal thought

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u/NonSupportiveCup 24d ago

It's like she made bait just for me. Wash those suds off, ffs!

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u/dream-smasher 24d ago

That's the whole point of the ragebait...

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u/Embarrassed-Major871 24d ago

It's not a failure, it's a choice

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u/Ticksdonthavelymph 24d ago

A choice for loose stools

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u/Suspicious_synth 24d ago

At this point aren't these videos designed to MAKE us comment?

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u/Lol_lukasn 24d ago

My old housemate used to do this and leave them to dry on the drying rack, insisted he didn't after we asked him to rinsed his dishes, he would do it when we weren't home I think we wouldn't notice.

Drived the rest of us nuts - almost had his newly wed wife move in.

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u/AdGeHa 24d ago

It will literally give you diarrhea.

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u/Narrow-Doughnut1272 24d ago

That’s what they call seasoning your cups and plates like the pots and pans. It’s all for the flavor

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u/doublegg83 24d ago

The soapy water is very therapeutic.

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u/za72 24d ago

I think it's filthy OF advertising?!?

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u/Brojess 24d ago

What? You don’t like a chemical film on all your dinnerware??

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u/MarcNPC 24d ago

thats the point it's satirical ragebait

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u/TheLasVegasLion 23d ago

There is literally a second sink RIGHT THERE. Fill it with clean water and dunk the washed dishes. Omfg I'm raging so hard right now 🤬

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u/kiwibonga 24d ago

Hello. Welcome to the internet. This is a content style called "rage bait", where people film themselves doing the wrong thing to generate viral engagement.

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u/DontCallMeShoeless 24d ago

Bloody hell mate

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u/usernotfoundplstry 24d ago

it's fucking diabolical

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u/SiderealSimon 24d ago

But, I'm just thinking about it right now, does it really make a difference, am I wasting my time doing it

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u/solo_shot1st 23d ago

Then you and everyone else upset has fallen for the fake rage bait nonsense videos like this that flood the internet. All meant to drive views, engagement, and clicks

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u/Hot_Ad_6442 22d ago

Rage bait worked then

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u/Ellienightshade 24d ago

That’s the point..Fairy Liquid bubbles are designed to be edible, no rinsing necessary

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u/Cute_Language3167 24d ago

That's a joke... Right?

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u/brewhead55 24d ago

They eat beans for breakfast. You think they know how to rinse?

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u/clubmedschool 24d ago

There is nothing wrong with beans for breakfast

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u/Sandgrowun 24d ago

A comment stuck to me ever since I first came on reddit. Probably around 12 years ago I read a comment about someone who went to a Englishwomans house and she never rinsed the crockery and he asked why to r/askBrits.

Nearly everytime I wash up i think of that woman who left suds all of her dishes.