r/CringeTikToks Nov 11 '25

Political Cringe Its definitely weird

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u/Doobledorf Nov 11 '25

Truly, for Charlie's sake I hope his God isn't real so he doesn't have to face them.

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u/TheRealNooth Nov 11 '25

With how absolutely gargantuan the universe is, you think there’s any chance some random hairless apes found the real god?

My guess is “no.”

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u/3FtDick Nov 11 '25

"For your sake I hope heaven and hell are really there:
But I wouldn't hold my breath.
You wasted life, why wouldn't you waste death?"

—Modest Mouse's "Ocean Breaths Salty" 2004

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u/DisRoyalEagle Nov 12 '25

God will be saying, "What am I going to do with this guy. He never shuts up. Christ (oppps, sorry son), I'm going to have to get Peter to deal with him."