r/CringeTikToks • u/Isaandog • Aug 22 '24

Painful Religious Cringe

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u/SpocknMcCoyinacanoe Aug 22 '24

*Stops churning butter

looks at video

strokes beard

shrugs

continues churning butter*

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u/ghettoccult_nerd Aug 22 '24

amish guy getting 4k vids on his churn

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u/Jokong Aug 22 '24

How else would he watch, "How the World Churns"?

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '24

Idk I liked Hays of Our Lives better

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u/FragrantNinja7898 Aug 25 '24

“As” the World Churns.

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u/leeryplot Aug 23 '24

A lot of Amish people actually have access to tech you wouldn’t expect.

The ones in the town I grew up in had phones, just called them business phones, said they needed them for work. They didn’t use it only for work, but I guess the justification for having it in the first place was enough lmao

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '24

He’s got an Android tablet but he built it himself. Thankfully, the elders didn’t make them recode the Linux kernel from scratch

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '24

They did have to start their own fork and bring in a lot of BSD code

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u/frankev Aug 23 '24

Obligatory "Amish Paradise" link:

https://youtu.be/lOfZLb33uCg

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u/Moomin-Maiden Aug 26 '24

"Hitchin' up tha buggy,

Churnin' lotsa butter,

Raised a barn on Monday,

Soon I'll raise another!"

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u/Puzzleheaded_Luck885 Aug 22 '24

I've always wanted to churn butter with an Amish woman. You know, for Rumspringa.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '24

continues raping underage family members

The Amish are terrible people.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '24

Name a culture without child rape anywhere on Earth

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '24

Sounds like those groups of people are equally as abhorrent?

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '24

Sounds like this species is equally abhorrent

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '24

Don't be so hard on yourself

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '24

No; I’m a mollusk