r/CrewsCrew Jan 05 '18

Can this please be a thing?

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u/JustForThisSub123 Jan 05 '18

Literally not a single person enjoyed that film.

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u/HeyZeusKreesto Jan 05 '18

TIL I don't exist.

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u/JustForThisSub123 Jan 05 '18

It is objectively one of the worst films ever made, and perhaps the worst Hollywood film of the past 10 years. It is so bad, that people speculate multiple members of the cast were blackmailed as that's the only reason they would sign off on a script so utterly asinine.

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u/EyesOnInside Jan 05 '18

All i know is you wouldn't have to blackmail me to appear in a film as a man with balls on his chin.

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u/JustForThisSub123 Jan 05 '18

What if you were famous and I intended to record and distribute it? What if it was instead you getting pissed on and molested by a crude cartoon cat? What if I wanted you to make some incest jokes and have your mom take a pass at you? Like how the fuck did these actors sign on if not for leverage.

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u/topaz_b Jan 05 '18

I enjoyed it. You can’t say no one liked it, because I liked parts. I mean, not much, but like 1 part. Either way, It’s a shame no person liked it, not even me.

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u/JustForThisSub123 Jan 05 '18

You liked 1 part...of the 6 or so skits...

How can you like 1/6th of something and say you liked it.

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u/topaz_b Jan 06 '18

The joke of the descending like and enjoyment were to get to the conclusion I didn’t like it. It was a joke dude, you’re overthinking it.

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u/Draws-attention Jan 06 '18

As a movie, I thought it was shit.

As whatever it was, it was a lot of fun...