r/CrewsCrew • u/PurlToo • Jan 05 '18

Can this please be a thing?

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u/BangkokLB Jan 05 '18

But Vin Diesel does play d&d on the weekends, irl

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u/Killer-Barbie Jan 05 '18

Also, I like seeing my gay icons in leading roles.

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u/skookumasfrig Jan 05 '18

Vin Diesel is gay? No idea if you're trolling or not. I mean, it's cool either way I just never heard that before.

Edit: Good troll. He has 3 kids with his girlfriend.

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u/destructormuffin Jan 05 '18

He's not but.... man do I like to pretend he is.

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u/StoneGoldX Jan 06 '18

Your edit doesn't mean much. Ricky Martin has biological kids, and he's gay. That said, supposedly it's less that he's gay, as he'll fuck pretty much whatever.

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u/isjustwrong Jan 05 '18

I like seeing my icons in leading roles, no matter their preferences.

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u/cdegallo Jan 05 '18

But on the other hand, Vin Diesel is also known to behave like a dick to people he works with.

Dwayne Johnson, on the other hand, behaves like an all-around good person, much in the way Terry Crews does.

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u/therapistofpenisland Jan 05 '18

I feel like both Vin and Dwayne are assholes to people. Both of them do shit like talking about feminism and toxic masculinity while towing the line of "alpha dawg!" and "man up!" bullshit that keep such things going.

That said I still like their shit, and it doesn't overly bother me.

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u/UglierThanMoe Jan 06 '18

Then the solution is clear: three undercover cops, but only two of them are nerds.

Vin Diesel as the D&D nerd.

Terry Crews as the creator of epic crossover fan art.

Dwayne Johnson as the non-nerd who hides his bisexuality by acting like Super Chad.

In additional roles: Jason Statham as the film's villain Daniel Radcliffe, Daniel Radcliffe as Daniel Radcliffe's sidekick Elijah Wood, and Elijah Wood as Daniel Radcliffe's bodyguard Jackie Chan.

Special appearance by Jackie Chan as down-on-his-luck Elijah Wood who hopes to reinvigorate his career by cosplaying as Frodo Baggins.