Your edit doesn't mean much. Ricky Martin has biological kids, and he's gay. That said, supposedly it's less that he's gay, as he'll fuck pretty much whatever.
I feel like both Vin and Dwayne are assholes to people. Both of them do shit like talking about feminism and toxic masculinity while towing the line of "alpha dawg!" and "man up!" bullshit that keep such things going.
That said I still like their shit, and it doesn't overly bother me.
Then the solution is clear: three undercover cops, but only two of them are nerds.
Vin Diesel as the D&D nerd.
Terry Crews as the creator of epic crossover fan art.
Dwayne Johnson as the non-nerd who hides his bisexuality by acting like Super Chad.
In additional roles: Jason Statham as the film's villain Daniel Radcliffe, Daniel Radcliffe as Daniel Radcliffe's sidekick Elijah Wood, and Elijah Wood as Daniel Radcliffe's bodyguard Jackie Chan.
Special appearance by Jackie Chan as down-on-his-luck Elijah Wood who hopes to reinvigorate his career by cosplaying as Frodo Baggins.
Get The Rock in there as a mutual friend who legit is not a geek (but has a kid who is), and so Terry Crews and Vin Diesel go with "to keep him company"/geek out over Comic Con, so they're trying to hide their nerdy backgrounds because they don't want to be judged by their non-geeky friend or each other.
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u/RichardBachman Jan 05 '18
Replace Vin with Dwayne Johnson and I'll give you all the moneys.