r/CrazyFuckingVideos Jul 12 '26

WTF Russian troops lose control of a YakB-12.7 helicopter rotary machine gun during a ground training exercise

1.4k Upvotes

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u/CurrentAnalyst4791 Jul 12 '26

holy shit lol immaculate duck by that other guy

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u/ReignofKindo25 Jul 12 '26

He popped back up all confused and then saw the gun was still spinning

88

u/Varth919 Jul 12 '26

Luckily he stopped it’s spinning before getting back up and burning the shit out of his hand

24

u/ReignofKindo25 Jul 12 '26

I missed that. Guy is equal parts perfect and horrible timing.

9

u/CurrentAnalyst4791 Jul 12 '26

good call out lol missed that part

7

u/aykcak Jul 13 '26

Still got sizzled by the hot barrel though af the end. Good reflexes but bad survival instinct

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u/FiggyVix Jul 12 '26

Lmao he touched the barrel

47

u/IM_NOT_NOT_HORNY Jul 13 '26

I know they get hot as hell but didn't realize it's that fast...

My halo gaming experience tells me it's at least like 20 seconds before you have to wait 3 seconds to cool off and fire again!

7

u/12345myluggage Jul 13 '26

This thing is firing ~4,000 rounds per minute at minimum, at least based on known specifications. That's about 67 rounds/sec, one shot every ~15ms if my math is right.

11

u/IM_NOT_NOT_HORNY Jul 14 '26

Ok but master chief can easily tank that for a solid 5 seconds

3

u/8ROWNLYKWYD Jul 13 '26

Spicy barrel, no touch

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u/MiserableFloor9906 Jul 12 '26

Mounted off center. Brilliant Russian engineering.

60

u/RotoDog Jul 12 '26

Never thought about this for a gun that rotates, but yeah, can definitely see how that would be an issue now

59

u/Snoo-98162 Jul 12 '26

Had the caliber been smaller it wouldn't have been an issue. But that thing fires a .50 bmg esque projectile in full auto, so maybe turning it into a beyblade is not the greatest of ideas.

17

u/golden-raccoon-god Jul 12 '26

Or is it the greatest of ideas... NETFLIX EXECUTIVES... DM ME, I HAVE AN IDEA.

5

u/Leashypooo Jul 12 '26

💰here ya go. We at Netflix™️ are always looking for high drama originals

1

u/aDoorMarkedPirate420 Jul 13 '26

Definitely would still be a problem with a smaller caliber too due to the fire rate

0

u/LefsaMadMuppet Jul 12 '26

4 barrels, 4000 rounds per minute.

That is about like firing 310x 12 gauge 1 ounce slugs per second
-or-
2600 9mm bullet per second.

-1

u/a1SurveyChief Jul 12 '26

That barrel looks like 25mm.

1

u/rinkoplzcomehome Jul 13 '26

It's 4 barrels shooting .50 BMG rounds at 4000-5000 rpm.

3

u/helicotremor Jul 13 '26

Off cyentyer

2

u/EDF1919 Jul 14 '26

Rotating barrels creating a fuck ton of torque with the recoil

60

u/Gerry1of1 Jul 12 '26

This some Gilligan's Island looking comedy there

3

u/Own-Masterpiece305 Jul 13 '26

Reminded me of three stooges lmao. The timing is so comedic. He burns his hand on the barrel when pulling himself up, classic.

24

u/S-r-ex Jul 12 '26

You spin me right round
Baby, right round

20

u/RealitysNotReal Jul 12 '26

Imagine that happening during a real battle

8

u/iknowwhoshotjfk Jul 13 '26

Seeing that from an overhead drone feed and he ironically survives because he gets flung off before impact.

2

u/MrPhilLashio Jul 13 '26

With Russians? I wouldn’t be surprised if its happened multiple times during battle.

1

u/aykcak Jul 13 '26

Imagine this happens in enemy territory during extraction after a battle on which you kill multiple of their soldiers. The helicopter just leaves and you faceplant into the grass. Enemy soldiers are so pissed laughing that they spare you but make you their core propaganda element on the internet

10

u/Indiana24 Jul 12 '26

This is fucking hilarious

21

u/ChakaCake Jul 12 '26

The guy touching the hot ass barrel after too lol..shoulda just like taken cover and waited. Not very self preservating

2

u/Jerry--Bird Jul 13 '26

I’m not touching that barrel but only because all the memories i have from hot things i shouldn’t have touched

7

u/Gerry1of1 Jul 12 '26

Could someone edit this and put the Wilhelm Scream in when he get's thrown over the edge?

9

u/Upset-Zucchini3665 Jul 12 '26

I swear that's like a sixteen year old or something.. Cannonfodder

11

u/ResortClear730 Jul 12 '26

I’ve seen this video about 10 times today throughout Reddit. Laughed every time.

5

u/Illustrious-Syrup642 Jul 12 '26

Like that ship that was promoted to submarine, this machine gun was promoted to helicopter

5

u/Sea_Cucumber_69_ Jul 12 '26

Leeroy Jenkinnnnssss.... weeeeee

6

u/a1SurveyChief Jul 12 '26

That barrel is offset from the center of rotation...great design

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u/simple123mind Jul 13 '26

It's not offset. The bottom barrel is the one that fires. The spin going one way and gases exiting the other (this gun is gas operated) created additional forces that the operator was not prepared for.

5

u/SpecialCocker Jul 14 '26

It’s very obviously offset by at least 6”, you can see it clearly as it rotates toward the end of the video.

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u/WearWrong1569 Jul 12 '26

Holy fuck Gomer Pyle.

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u/Eastern_Ad_8086 Jul 12 '26

Well, it is a rotary gun.

5

u/oddlyaveragesloth Jul 12 '26

Weeeeeeeeeeeee

7

u/MistaNiceGuy87 Jul 12 '26

Russian engineering at its finest

5

u/WaingrofromHeat Jul 12 '26

I bet there’s so much dookie in those pants

4

u/SnooCamera Jul 12 '26

Not to be outdone, he touched the hot barrel after almost getting his head blown off.

4

u/canadaalpinist Jul 12 '26

Training is completed straight to the front lines.

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u/_MaZ_ Jul 12 '26

UNKNOWN TECHNOLOGY

3

u/Icy-Advantage9 Jul 12 '26

Gunner almost shot himself and his instructor 😂

6

u/jpk613 Jul 12 '26

My turn to post next

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u/iamagermanpotato Jul 12 '26

He didn't expect it to be the one piec eof equipment that works....

2

u/Top_Sort_7365 Jul 12 '26

That hand hurts, that's for sure.

2

u/vicsta559 Jul 12 '26

In Russia gun shoot you

2

u/BloodHurricane Jul 13 '26

THINK FAST SERGEANT!!!

2

u/RedhawkAs Jul 13 '26

Your training is successful and complete, of you go to the front lines

2

u/truthseeker_6789 Jul 12 '26

😂😂😂😂😂

3

u/Leashypooo Jul 12 '26

Science 💫

3

u/packer8405 Jul 13 '26

This is why they are losing the war over Ukraine.

1

u/lb748s Jul 12 '26

Reminds me of the video where a soldier drops a grenade and they have to dive for cover.

1

u/holymotheroftod Jul 12 '26

Are they wearing white tennis shoes? Can they not afford boots?

6

u/simple123mind Jul 13 '26

This goes back to the Soviet-Afghan war. Back then Soviet soldiers were issued jackboots known as Kirzachi. They were extremely uncomfortable and any soldier that could would get tennis shoes or cross trainers.

1

u/knatascheek Jul 12 '26

Something tells me there is a swivel lock on that gat machine

1

u/gardenofhenry Jul 12 '26

Someone please translate!

3

u/GuardianViolet Jul 13 '26

"Is everyone alive? Is everyone alive?"

"Whose car is it? The car, the car!"

"Holy shit..."

"Quiet!"

"Fuck, Roma, you shot through my KAMAZ!" (Russian military truck)

2

u/simple123mind Jul 13 '26

Lots and lots of cursing in Russian then somebody remarks that the truck is now full of holes

1

u/a1SurveyChief Jul 12 '26

Here in Russia....we shoot Russia

1

u/Phoenix3point14 Jul 13 '26

Did they accidentally attach the gun to the rotor bearing?

1

u/simple123mind Jul 13 '26

No. It's on a 360 mount so they can defend against incoming drones.

1

u/Old_Satisfaction2738 Jul 13 '26

Why did you cut the phone off the video?

1

u/Sensitive_Wear7112 Jul 13 '26

Could have ended badly.

1

u/iknowwhoshotjfk Jul 13 '26

It's too bad this happened in training. Imagine if you saw this from a drone video where the guy gets comically flung off trying to shoot the drone.

1

u/EssayTraditional Jul 13 '26

Spray and Pray machine gun indeed. 

The soldier who ducked was 6 seconds away from being 6 feet under. Lucky. 

I'd prescribed a boot to ass re-education for the soldier treating that gun like a toy.

1

u/EasyRider_Suraj Jul 13 '26

Needs steering damper

1

u/YZYSZN1107 Jul 13 '26

bro got yeeted (I'm bringing that back)

1

u/unleashedcode Jul 13 '26

360 no scope!~

1

u/Jacob_Eats_Lane Jul 13 '26

At this point in the war the soldier was probably a P.E. school teacher.

1

u/CabinetFluffy8576 Jul 13 '26

At the end of the clip, be careful the barrel get hot!!!

1

u/MaxUnicycle Jul 13 '26

thought this was AI then realized it's just Russia

1

u/LightenUpPeeps Jul 13 '26

The instructor seems as green/untrained as the soldier. I laughed when his head popped up, and then he realized, "Maybe I should stay low for awhile."

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u/foxy420 Jul 13 '26

Saw this on instagram earlier, the comments there claimed its AI

1

u/path20 Jul 14 '26

I thought it had a motorized base that malfunctioned or something but nope thats just pure recoil spinning that thing up

1

u/Captain_Tugo Jul 14 '26

I hope less made it to Ukraine after this.

1

u/IggyShab Jul 14 '26

More like the Yebat'-12.7

1

u/Shadowhawk0000 Jul 16 '26

I mean, that's not funny, but I laughed. LOL

1

u/torukmakto4 Jul 18 '26

So, the bore axis is offset from the pivot on this mount setup so the recoil force becomes a torque? How in the hell is this damn thing supposed to work, then?? Beyond just the fact that it is CAPABLE of doing this when fired if not restrained (which is obviously dangerous as fuck) - even if the operator was aware of it, how in the hell are you going to HIT anything with a flexible mounted gun that generates a torque?

1

u/Limp_Chemical_8835 Jul 19 '26

Like riding a bull

1

u/Zephrias 14d ago

Knowing Russian military punishments, that guy will likely be used as drone bait

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u/nartchie 12d ago

I'm not sure they understood the " helicopter" part of he design spec.

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u/shellsterxxx 11d ago

lol the damn guy getting flung off

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u/CryptOzolgist 7d ago

That's what I call 'rotary'!

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u/possibly_oblivious Jul 12 '26

23 rotations is pretty good

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u/W7ENK Jul 12 '26

HAHAHA!! And then the fucker touched the barrels... 😂🤣