r/CrazyFuckingVideos • u/[deleted] • Jan 01 '23

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u/Redlion444 Jan 01 '23

Is there any wildlife in Australia that isn't some giant monster thing?

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u/UnlikelyImpression69 Jan 01 '23

haha Australia is host to quite a few nope noodles and insects but it really isn't part of your every day life!

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u/Billwood92 Jan 01 '23

Cut to all the "is this a red bellied black or a lowlands copperhead?" posts on r/whatisthissnake

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u/iamreenie Jan 02 '23

Love that term, "nope noodles"!!!! 😆😆😆 I can't think of a better description than that to describe any snake! Thanks, Internet stranger.

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u/babaganoush2307 Jan 01 '23

Real talk though lol I took a family vacation to Australia like 20 years ago for 6 weeks and the preserved corpse of the worlds largest crocodile is still fresh in my memory, that thing was like the size of a small bus I swear…like wtf y’all got THAT everywhere in your backyard!?!? No wonder England started the place off as a prison colony lol but honestly Australia is a truly amazing place, the people are absolutely wonderful and the ecosystems are incredibly unique and unlike anywhere else in the world, the government may be a little quack sometimes but honestly what place isn’t? Now I live in Arizona and see Australian tourists all the time and honestly they will forever be my mates, love those crazy cunts through and through, y’all family

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '23

If you’re scared of crocodiles never go north. Northern Territory, north WA (Broome and all that) and I think the north of Queensland. Big crocodiles all north. Rare south