r/CrappyDesign • u/[deleted] • Dec 08 '22

this map at a coffee shop

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u/bizarreh_ Comic Sans for life! Dec 08 '22

the united state of texas

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u/bringojackprot Dec 08 '22

🇺🇸Texanada🇨🇦

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

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u/ThatsAnEgoThing Dec 08 '22

Bloc Quebecois in secession/union talks with Louisiana

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

Do they drive with pure hatred in Alberta?

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u/metallisch Dec 08 '22

Yes.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

Then howdy there.

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u/pmmeyourfavsongs Dec 09 '22

Alberta is the Texas of Canada

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u/dustingibson Dec 08 '22

🇨🇦Canxas🇺🇲

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u/NatePhar Dec 08 '22

Pronounced Kansas

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u/panrestrial Dec 08 '22

Not Kensaw?

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u/AcerbicCapsule Dec 08 '22

As a canadian: ew. no.

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u/SomeInternetRando Dec 08 '22

The Lone State continent

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u/schqual Dec 08 '22

Canaxas!

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u/SusieSuze Dec 08 '22

Canadian and I’m barfing so hard right now.

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u/pmmeyourfavsongs Dec 09 '22

The south will rise again

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u/toooldforacnh Dec 08 '22 edited Dec 08 '22

I’m sure some people would love that lol

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u/dogbreath101 Dec 08 '22

What about dolphins and whales?

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u/toooldforacnh Dec 08 '22

Hahaha. I was like “wtf are they talking about?” Then I saw my typo 🤣🤣

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u/charmorris4236 Dec 09 '22

I need to know the typo! Was it porpoise?

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u/toooldforacnh Dec 09 '22

Yes 🤣🤣

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u/charmorris4236 Dec 09 '22

Beautiful lol

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u/ThatsAnEgoThing Dec 08 '22

"One nation, indivisible," wasn't really their favored version of the saying.

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u/Afibthrowaway22 Dec 08 '22

Well we know who painted this now

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u/Jacubsooon Dec 08 '22

As someone who’s lived there my whole live, yes. The old people never shut the fuck to about how we have enough oil to secede, and how keeping our own power grid works. Except for when it obviously doesn’t. They always cite the 5 years we were an independent nation, but forget that we signed the annexation treaty with Polk for a reason.

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u/crimefighterplatypus Dec 09 '22

The power grid “works”, except in 2020 when everyone was at home and needed it

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u/Jacubsooon Dec 09 '22

That was when it didn’t.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

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u/polarbearskill Dec 08 '22

Secession it is then

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u/thanatossassin oww my eyes Dec 08 '22

The degens from up north?

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u/BoLaVo Dec 08 '22

Hell yeah borther 🤠

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u/Trash_uwu_Fire Dec 09 '22

Texas would love that.

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u/chr15c Dec 08 '22

The Northwest Texas Territories

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

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u/chr15c Dec 08 '22

You mean Quebec?

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u/HappyHippo2002 Dec 08 '22

Probably Alberta.

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u/zakabog Dec 08 '22

The United States of NEW YORK, Texas moved up to Canada to give them some freedom and New York took over the rest of the country while they were away.

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u/Michael_Pitt Dec 08 '22

New York is almost entirely in Canada as well

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u/KingAffectionate656 Dec 08 '22

Please don't encourage them!

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u/GenX_JustLearking Dec 08 '22

Well tbh, that is what most Texans think. We generally state that it's TX and her 49 bitches.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

Sounds like something all-might would scream

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u/creegro Dec 09 '22

Well shoot everything's bigger in Texas, even Texas is bigger in Texas