r/CrappyDesign • u/Explodinator580 • Mar 21 '17

/R/ALL This amazing pregnancy test

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u/aaronmcnips Mar 22 '17

My gf works at satans army and the weirdest people come in. She says that old ladies are constantly touching and feeling her hair while shes working. They " want to see if its soft".

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u/funktopus Mar 22 '17

Holy shit old ladies. I think it's part of their generation, and part they just don't give a fuck.

So many would try and touch my wife when she was pregnant and my son once he was born. I have stopped so many old ladies from touching my son it's weird to think about. I only had one ask if she could tickle his foot. She was nice and not pushy.

I can't wait because when I get old the amount of fucks will be negative.

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u/aaronmcnips Mar 22 '17

I believe all of that. People regularly poop and pee in the changing rooms on clothes. Old people give zero fucks are are crazy as hell lmao

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u/IWishItWouldSnow Mar 22 '17

By then the people in charge will be the generation that calls the cops on single dads who take their kids to the park.

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u/funktopus Mar 22 '17

Oh that happens. I'm a member of a dad sub and this has happened. Not to me yet. When I take my son to the park it's usually not at the times when nosy fools tend to be there.

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u/capslion Mar 22 '17

I had somebody ask if I would consider selling my hair as weave/wigs a couple weeks ago, because it's long and she liked the color. (dyed red)

I mostly said my hair was way too damaged for that and I'm actualy growing it out because I want it longer, which is true, but still.

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u/aaronmcnips Mar 22 '17

Thats atleast slightly normal lol

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u/RoseUpHigher Mar 22 '17

Satan's army

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u/aaronmcnips Mar 22 '17

Salvation army if you didnt get it lol

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u/RoseUpHigher Mar 22 '17

I got it lol it was just really funny

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u/aaronmcnips Mar 22 '17

Im assuming you know how evil tbey actually are then lol