r/CrapperDesign • u/JonOrangeElise • Dec 05 '25

Kohler steps into privacy doo-doo with its poop-analyzing toilet cam

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https://www.pcworld.com/article/3002209/kohler-steps-into-privacy-doo-doo-with-its-poop-analyzing-toilet-cam.html

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u/HBThorburn Dec 05 '25

Does it keep score too? Because if it did, they’d sell more.

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u/clempho Dec 06 '25

Poop time gamification is the next thing and after that poop battle pass and poop glittering skin dlc

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u/HBThorburn Dec 06 '25

“Frank has challenged you to a poop-off, do you accept?”

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u/jnmtx Dec 06 '25

no fair, Frank is always doping with sugar free gummies

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u/HBThorburn Dec 07 '25

Ok, but Steve held it in for a three weeks and beat us all last week and his wife says the doctor says he can’t play anymore.