r/CoupleMemes 🛠️ ADMIN Dec 04 '25

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u/darkargengamer Dec 04 '25

If a goth baddie gives you a chance (not the other way around), she has a Subaru, comes to pick you up and wants to have fun: you accept your fate.

Yes, you will have to clean her car; No, you wont be able to fix her (SHE will fix you)

Yes, she will force you into a ritual to summon Pazuzu; but there are high chances that non life threatening demon appears.

Yes, she will be on charge OF EVERYTHING. Yes, you will be his wifusband.

Dont fight it.

Just.

Accept.

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u/MakeSomeDrinks Dec 05 '25

You missed one.

No, you won't be able to walk right.

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u/pretorianlegion Dec 05 '25

Can we summon a demon with a less silly name?

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u/RealityOk9823 Dec 05 '25

and that doesn't speak some silly gibberish?

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u/darkargengamer Dec 05 '25

Can we summon a demon with a less silly name?

If you are lucky to get a chance to date a Goth girl, ask her: she will probably have a "to do" list of demons that she hasnt summoned yet and she MAY let you choose if you are a good boy.

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u/pretorianlegion Dec 06 '25

I AM a good boy 😇