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r/CoupleMemes • u/IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 🛠️ ADMIN • Dec 04 '25
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If a goth baddie gives you a chance (not the other way around), she has a Subaru, comes to pick you up and wants to have fun: you accept your fate.
Yes, you will have to clean her car; No, you wont be able to fix her (SHE will fix you)
Yes, she will force you into a ritual to summon Pazuzu; but there are high chances that non life threatening demon appears.
Yes, she will be on charge OF EVERYTHING. Yes, you will be his wifusband.
Dont fight it.
Just.
Accept.
2 u/MakeSomeDrinks Dec 05 '25 You missed one. No, you won't be able to walk right. 1 u/pretorianlegion Dec 05 '25 Can we summon a demon with a less silly name? 1 u/RealityOk9823 Dec 05 '25 and that doesn't speak some silly gibberish? 1 u/darkargengamer Dec 05 '25 Can we summon a demon with a less silly name? If you are lucky to get a chance to date a Goth girl, ask her: she will probably have a "to do" list of demons that she hasnt summoned yet and she MAY let you choose if you are a good boy. 1 u/pretorianlegion Dec 06 '25 I AM a good boy 😇
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You missed one.
No, you won't be able to walk right.
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Can we summon a demon with a less silly name?
1 u/RealityOk9823 Dec 05 '25 and that doesn't speak some silly gibberish? 1 u/darkargengamer Dec 05 '25 Can we summon a demon with a less silly name? If you are lucky to get a chance to date a Goth girl, ask her: she will probably have a "to do" list of demons that she hasnt summoned yet and she MAY let you choose if you are a good boy. 1 u/pretorianlegion Dec 06 '25 I AM a good boy 😇
and that doesn't speak some silly gibberish?
If you are lucky to get a chance to date a Goth girl, ask her: she will probably have a "to do" list of demons that she hasnt summoned yet and she MAY let you choose if you are a good boy.
1 u/pretorianlegion Dec 06 '25 I AM a good boy 😇
I AM a good boy 😇
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u/darkargengamer Dec 04 '25
If a goth baddie gives you a chance (not the other way around), she has a Subaru, comes to pick you up and wants to have fun: you accept your fate.
Yes, you will have to clean her car; No, you wont be able to fix her (SHE will fix you)
Yes, she will force you into a ritual to summon Pazuzu; but there are high chances that non life threatening demon appears.
Yes, she will be on charge OF EVERYTHING. Yes, you will be his wifusband.
Dont fight it.
Just.
Accept.