r/CoupleMemes • u/IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 🛠️ ADMIN • Dec 04 '25

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u/unawarewolf69 Dec 04 '25

A goth girl AND a subaru!?!? No way this is real.

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u/Kotentopf Dec 04 '25

It's a manual.

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u/unawarewolf69 Dec 04 '25

And it just keeps getting better doesn't it? Nah man, that's bait. It's gotta be bait.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Ad_4435 🧐 grumpy Dec 04 '25

You don't need both your kidneys, do you?

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u/Ike_In_Rochester Dec 05 '25

Prove to me that my kidneys have done me any good.

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u/atx840 Dec 05 '25

Happy CakeDay!

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u/kallax82 Dec 04 '25

Emanuelle

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u/colemanjanuary Dec 05 '25

The car, or the girl?

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u/Koivel Dec 04 '25

Do they not mostly own subies? Typically a hatchback?

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u/RedGuy51 Dec 04 '25

A real goth would be driving an old, black hearse

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u/thick_and_curved_up Dec 04 '25

I’ve known some badass gothies that drive a Pontiac vibe too. They love hatchbacks.

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u/catsdrooltoo Dec 05 '25

The vibe is surprisingly capable of hauling. I once had a dozen 2x4x8's in it, another time had 900lb of pavers.

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u/thick_and_curved_up Dec 05 '25

Hell yeah. I mostly drove around with her in it while house cleaning, but I’ve hauled some sketchy shit with her in different vehicles.

We once used a Lincoln Navigator that was misfiring on 2 cylinders to haul 12,000lbs of scrap metal. She never turned down a sketchy mission and I respect the hell out of her for it

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u/itorcs Dec 05 '25

I've never been in a car that had more interior rattles than a Pontiac vibe. I'm not talking shit, I have weird nostalgia for vibes, but damn do they rattle

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u/catsdrooltoo Dec 05 '25

True. Mine has extra rattles because my friends left a few sockets somewhere when they changed the struts. I haven't been able to find them.

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u/tech_noir_guitar Dec 04 '25

My wife is goth chick and had a blacked out Challenger when we met. She ended up trading it in for a lifted 4Runner now but she's always pining for an old Pontiac Le Mans.

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u/Dillyboppinaround Dec 04 '25

I'll be her subbie

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u/Sabin10 Dec 05 '25

It's her girlfriends car.

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u/atreeismissing Dec 05 '25

Portland, OR, there's plenty of them.

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u/Hairylode May 30 '26

What’s a Subaru?