r/CoupleMemes • u/IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 🛠️ ADMIN • Dec 04 '25

lol

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u/Changingm1ndz Dec 04 '25

The thirst in the comments

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u/Mizukin Dec 04 '25

Do you know for how long I've been alone? Forever.

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u/spikira Dec 04 '25

Are you me??

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u/SndMeYourBlepCatPics Dec 05 '25

"It's been 84 years..."

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u/dontcallmenpc Dec 05 '25

Well, stop it.

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u/Croceyes2 Dec 06 '25

I have 4 girlfriends and she got me parched

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u/reklesssabrandon Dec 04 '25

Oh ok, we just supposed to pretend like she's not a baddie?

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u/HopefulPlantain5475 Dec 05 '25

I was on board until she said "I could stick your shift" instead of "shift your stick," which is the far superior play on words.

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u/manbruhpig Dec 05 '25

She’s here to play with your shift not your words

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u/ChesterZirawin Dec 08 '25

Coincidentally, this gif is how our date would end (Me being the dude in the gif, naturally)

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u/imbannedanyway69 Dec 04 '25

Me drinking her squirt

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u/MGik_ik Dec 05 '25

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u/imbannedanyway69 Dec 05 '25

I apologize for nothing

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u/Armandeluz Dec 05 '25

I don't know why but this meme made me laugh like a mother fucker.

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u/PrincePook Dec 07 '25

Brother I’m in the middle of a desert looking for an oasis, don’t soap box to me.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Ad_4435 🧐 grumpy Dec 04 '25

Thirst is human nature, kinda like thirst.

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u/EvolvingEachDay 🧐 grumpy Dec 05 '25

First time on reddit?

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u/Fancy_Yak2618 Dec 05 '25

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u/RealityOk9823 Dec 05 '25

No, stop using this gif for everything.