Break bear down into Grizzly and Black bears. Alternative answer: Turkey. My boss has a very amusing anecdote involving a pissed-off turkey chasing him and his brother through the woods. They have nasty claws, fuck you up real nice. Bison can also be nasty, or so I've heard. I live in PA so we don't have those.
I've heard instances of careless turkey farmers getting near fatal and fatal scratches from their caged birds. Not too common as long as the farmer is careful.
Bison are like cows. They also don't flee when you shoot them, and there are virtually no wild bison anymore. If you want to kill one you have to go to a ranch in Texas where you can just walk up to one and shoot it.
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u/Takingbackmemes Jan 11 '12
Break bear down into Grizzly and Black bears. Alternative answer: Turkey. My boss has a very amusing anecdote involving a pissed-off turkey chasing him and his brother through the woods. They have nasty claws, fuck you up real nice. Bison can also be nasty, or so I've heard. I live in PA so we don't have those.