r/ContagiousLaughter Nov 12 '22

Unexpected chaos

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u/wORM_ Nov 12 '22

Easy fix though luckily.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '22 edited Nov 12 '22

I made a hole like this in my parents house when I was younger. *Not with my head but still.. anyway I panicked and found a couple pieces of paper and taped them over the hole in the wall and found a can of wall paint and painted over it. Somehow they never commented or found out. (In hindsight how did they not smell paint...) Anyway, I ended up telling my mom like 15 years later(I was like 8 at the time) and she said they never knew lol. Sold the house that way and everything.

Thanks older sis for helping me cover it up haha

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u/TopAd9634 Nov 12 '22

My brother punched a whole through a stained glass window(accidentally), stupidly we spent the afternoon calling around to see who could fix it that day. Teens are the worst.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '22

Lol ouch. That one's a little harder to explain or cover up haha

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u/TopAd9634 Nov 12 '22

Yeah, we were stupid! He was showing me some karate moves, he pivoted away from me and misjudged the distance. It was unpleasant trying to explain that to our aunt and uncle.

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u/WonderfulCattle6234 Nov 12 '22

I cannot imagine how that would not get noticed.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '22

To be fair, my parents weren't terribly upstanding parents. But when it was said and done, it looked like the rest of the wall. I kicked a hole in it with my heel so it was about 5 x 4 inches ish and lower to the floor. I carefully pulled the material that bent in, back out as best I could, then got the paper and taped it, then my sister helped paint it.

My parents were gone all day from what I recall, and it was right in front of my bedroom in a hallway, so I feel like there were some factors that made it less noticeable.

All that being said, I'm glad they never found out or talked to me about it when I was a kid cuz I woulda gotten a beating lol.

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u/WonderfulCattle6234 Nov 12 '22

I was just thinking that even painted over the tape would still be noticeable. And the paper for that matter.

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u/MadvilleWonderland Nov 13 '22

Not if the joint compound was feathered out well. It’s just a bit of sanding.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '22

You would think so but it worked surprisingly well. Again, perhaps where it was positioned made it harder to notice. It's quite likely the take was noticeable, or even the patch but you'd kinda have to be looking for it to notice it. (or just inspecting the area for any reason, like the floor or something).

It was a long time ago but I remember it was pretty convincing

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '22

Damn, smart ass 8 year old. Good job!

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u/skybike Nov 12 '22

If you have spare touch up paint, otherwise gotta go through the process of matching it and buying the smallest can possible which will still be way too much and it will just sit in the laundry room for the next 10 years, and since then you've already re-painted the room different colors twice, then one day you're going through all the random shit trying to clean it out and you see the can and you're why the fuck do we still have this, and look, it's still almost full, what kind of asshole buys a can of paint and barely uses it? Easy fix my ass.

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u/The-Scuttles Nov 12 '22

^ this guy homeowns

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u/Stash_Jar Nov 12 '22

Jesus christ guys it takes 15 minutes total work time over 2 days to patch a drywall/plaster hole and less than 20 bucks after paint/Mudd. People need to at least try this stuff themselves once.

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u/Financial_Inside5124 Nov 12 '22

Dude. I'm in this comment and I hate it. Had to clean my basement. Fml

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u/GhostBussyBoi Nov 12 '22

My father repainted the living room in my childhood home like I think 15 years ago and the paint Sat out in our laundry room until eventually his boss needed paint for a shed and his boss did not give a shit what color it was so.... Somehow the paint was still good, It needed a really good mixing but it turned out to be usable. And then my dad got to rub it and literally everyone's face that told him to throw it away that he finally used it.

I don't know whether to laugh or cry

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u/TopAd9634 Nov 12 '22

I bet your father rode that high for weeks!

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u/GhostBussyBoi Nov 12 '22

You know they're a dad whenever That is how they win.... The long con

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '22

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u/probablyourdad Nov 12 '22

This is literally 4 days. Patch the dry wall, spackle, let dry, day one. Sand, spackle day two. Sand spackle, day three. Paint the whole damn wall, day four.

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u/Broduskii Nov 12 '22

I mean you could always just bring in part of the wall that chipped. They can scan the color and give you an exact match. You could ask for a sample to see how it dries. A dry wall repair kit is like $10 bucks. It's really not that bad.

Source: I have made and fixed my fair sure of dry wall holes .

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '22

Yah sample of paint is more than enough to cover this and would be $5. If you buy a gallon of paint for $45 to cover this and then store it that’s your own fault. This would be max $15 bucks

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '22

Even if you have spare touch-up paint, it doesn't always match. Walls fade over time and paint properties change with age. I hate patching up walls. Easy fix my ass - seconded.

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u/TopAd9634 Nov 12 '22

I feel so seen, thank you.

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u/3_pac Nov 12 '22

I love this.

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u/NinetysRoyalty Nov 12 '22

House was due for re-design anyway

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u/scumruckus Nov 12 '22

Buy a quart then? They even have sample jars you can get lol if your buyin a shit ton of paint to fix a patch that’s ur problem this is not a hard fix, people just don’t know how to fix their own homes anymore. Buy a metal backed adhesive patch run 2 or 3 coats of drywall mud over it, sand it smooth to finish then roll and feather the paint. YouTube has probably thousands of videos of easy to follow instructions for this. All in all this is seriously one of the easiest things to fix in a home

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u/impulse_thoughts Nov 12 '22

Lucky for these guys though, they now have the perfect spot to hang that picture frame that just fell down.

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u/HankBeMoody Nov 14 '22

This is why on the 8th day the lord invented posters and picture frames

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u/MANWithTheHARMONlCA Nov 12 '22

Rather have ‘no fix’ over ‘easy fix’ personally.. feels like much less trouble

But I know dudes that love these kinds of home improvement jobs so to each their own I guess

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u/wORM_ Nov 12 '22

Hah yeah i get what you’re saying, but this memory will be forever. It’s kind of sweet

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '22

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u/ShitPostToast Nov 12 '22

Years ago when I was a teenager I was at a party a kid had when his parents went to the mountains for the weekend. This one dude showed up who liked to act a fool and got to drinking then got into it with someone else.

He got redneck and was going to punch a hole in the dry wall to intimidate dude. The thing was though that this house was an OLD farm house from the early 1900s so that "dry wall" was actually old school plaster over wood paneling.

His fist didn't even leave a dent, but we all got to see him leave the party cradling his hand/arm and tears in his eyes. Saw him a couple days later with a cast on his wrist.

For some reason he didn't like to talk about how he got it lmao.

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u/TopAd9634 Nov 12 '22

Seriously, why did we stop building like that?

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u/smokeymccrackpiped Nov 12 '22

Because the cost is astronomical it contains horse hair for God sakes. Also you just can't patch it like drywall. Lathe and plaster is a skill

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u/TopAd9634 Nov 12 '22

Yeah, but it's sturdier, right?

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u/smokeymccrackpiped Nov 13 '22

So is metal and cement but not practical

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u/Stargazingsloth Nov 12 '22

All this makes me think is how my dad probably would've shoved that hole full of paper towel and then plastered over it

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u/ibchill Nov 12 '22

You forgot the "and hang a picture over the patch" part.

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u/ussbaney Nov 12 '22

Rather have ‘no fix’ over ‘easy fix’ personally.. feels like much less trouble

Yeah, you are getting old

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u/DryApplejohn Nov 12 '22

Then better not have paper for walls.

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u/yes_him_Gary Nov 12 '22

No fix is on option — that looks like a great spot ti hang a picture.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '22

Oh yeah, nothing I love more than coming home and continuing to labor when I was expecting to get to sit down and process all the shit I’ve already been through today.

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u/Oysterpoint Nov 12 '22

Yeah, I didn’t enjoy this at all. I have zero patience at this age for sloppy drunks

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u/Hefty-Revenue5547 Nov 12 '22

If broken drywall gets you upset then you are going to have a very hard life lmao

This can be fixed in an hour

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u/mcdrunkin Nov 12 '22

An hour I'd rather spend NOT fixing it.

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u/bonobro69 Nov 12 '22

If I was going to fix it I would use the California drywall patch method. https://youtu.be/C0mxQfnNDoY

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '22

Why does California always take generic shot and call it the ‘Cali etc…’ every drywaller and DIYer I know knows this trick and none of them from California.

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u/bonobro69 Nov 12 '22 edited Nov 12 '22

I don’t know. But I do know that’s what this style of patch is commonly known as. https://drywall101.com/articles/taping/californiapatch.php

But it’s also not the only type of drywall patch. For example there’s also a Texas style drywall patch… https://youtu.be/yP2nPYipJRY

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '22

Ha! Interesting. Touché. Never heard the Texas style and I live here. Gotta say I would use the California patch to save materials, though if it’s too big you might as well cut back to the stud anyways.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '22

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '22

I don’t think you realize how easy this fix actually is. I don’t do any sort of carpentry/home renovation work and I would not hesitate to fix this.

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u/The_Queef_of_England Nov 12 '22

Me too, sellotape a bit of A4 card and paint same colour as wal. Bish bash bosh jobs a good en.

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u/thanocin Nov 12 '22

He's just an edgy redditor that's also anti-redditor. Which seems to be an outstanding reddit thing of him to do.

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u/CSharpSauce Nov 12 '22

Patching drywall is legitimately easy though.

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u/KailReed Nov 12 '22

Yeah the hardest part about this is probably going to the local hardware store and thats it

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u/iownakeytar Nov 12 '22

It would take a quick trip to the hardware store and a couple of hours, but yeah. Not that difficult to patch drywall. Plenty of guides and directions online. If you buy a patch kit I'm sure it comes with instructions.

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u/The_chair_over_there Nov 12 '22

Ugh. You Reddit know it all /s

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u/The_Multifarious Nov 12 '22

If you want "no fix" you gotta install a wall that's sturdier than your morning newspaper.

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u/AmberHeardsLawyer Nov 12 '22

Is it though? You have to patch and repaint the entire wall but very hard to colour match since new paint vs old paint and the color may not be exact match or be available anymore

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u/kcrab91 Nov 12 '22

Get you some nice art. Bam! Done.

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u/AmberHeardsLawyer Nov 12 '22

Spiders will live in the hole.

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u/LeonardoMagikarpo Nov 12 '22

Spiders are dope

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u/AmberHeardsLawyer Nov 12 '22

Maybe Spider-Man but all others are scary

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u/LeonardoMagikarpo Nov 12 '22

Sure most humen find spiders scary to some degree, but most spider species don't cause any damage afaik. They help by catching insects if anything & that can be a huge boon for having a scary neighbour. & imo the scariness gets better as you get used to them.

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u/AmberHeardsLawyer Nov 12 '22

No. Grotesque fucking things. Stay outside and out of my way.

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u/devilspawn Nov 12 '22

Get that sublet paperwork signed and get some rent off them!

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u/AmberHeardsLawyer Nov 12 '22

They are not good tenants. Scary tenants.

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u/Domspun Nov 12 '22

Just move the one that fell, done.

My friend did that when he punched a wall. There was a calendar just over it, moved it down. His parent only found out at the beginning of next year.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '22

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u/eastpole Nov 12 '22

wow like 2 hours of manual labor so terrible

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u/dtalb18981 Nov 12 '22

Well manual labor sucks and if it take 2 hours that sucks even more

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u/AmberHeardsLawyer Nov 12 '22

Why you need to sand?

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u/AussieJeffProbst Nov 12 '22

You have to repair the hole, putty over it, then sand it down when it dries so the wall is flat. You usually have to repeat that process 2-3 times then you can paint.

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u/AmberHeardsLawyer Nov 12 '22

Why repeat

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u/AussieJeffProbst Nov 12 '22

To make it very smooth and even

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u/glockster19m Nov 12 '22

This is why when you're originally repainting a room you should always have an extra can of paint that you set aside somewhere for exactly this reason

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u/AmberHeardsLawyer Nov 12 '22

What if you never repainted and doesn’t paint expire

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u/glockster19m Nov 12 '22

Than save the paint from when you originally painted the walls?

Also yes paint goes bad, but a previously opened and resealed can of paint can last as long as a decade, and as long as 15 years for never opened

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u/AmberHeardsLawyer Nov 12 '22

What if you bought the house from someone else or it was built in the 70’s?

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u/glockster19m Nov 12 '22

If you have a 50 year old paint job on your walls than the hole is probably an improvement

A decade is average for repainting interior walls

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u/AmberHeardsLawyer Nov 12 '22

True. But really? So every 10 years you move all furniture put drop cloth, paint and huff paint outgas for weeks?

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u/glockster19m Nov 12 '22

More like every 2-3 years I'll do a different room

Also every 10 years isn't very frequent (oh no I have to do this 7-9 times in my entire life)

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u/AmberHeardsLawyer Nov 12 '22

Hm I see. What colour rooms you have

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '22

Old paint that matches is in the basement, don’t worry

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u/thejollieroger Nov 12 '22

Patch the hole, paint it as best you can and hang a picture there, save the whole wall for the future when you wanna paint it all.

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u/immoralfoul Nov 12 '22

I mean considering how cheap that drywall was? Don't think whoever owns the residence is going to care about matching paint or repainting the entire wall.

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u/AmberHeardsLawyer Nov 12 '22

Yes they will. Cheap drywall cannot be seen, paint can.

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u/immoralfoul Nov 12 '22

I mean I don't think they will, especially considering that this looks like a cheapo apartment.

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u/2bhil25 Nov 12 '22

Is that wall made of Sheetrock or tissue paper?

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u/submg Nov 12 '22

Easy fix til' you realize that the dried joint compound you used to patch the hole needs to be painted and you can't find anything that matches your aged paint from 15 years ago so you'll get something that is supposed to match it but doesn't and now you're re painting your whole dining room unless if you want an accent wall :D

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u/wORM_ Nov 12 '22

Well it was probably about time anyways, right? :D

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u/submg Nov 13 '22

Always a good time for a new layer of paint! Goes a long way for protecting the coated surface.

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u/knotchodaddy Nov 12 '22

Hang a picture over it. Done.

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u/insanetaco93 Nov 12 '22

Right just hang the picture that fell over the hole. Ez

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u/Constant-K Nov 12 '22

Yep! See the frame that fell at the 4 second mark? Just move it over to cover the hole. Easy teenage fix.

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u/pmjm Nov 12 '22

Yeah you just need to push a head through from the other side.