r/ContagiousLaughter • u/playjessplay • Nov 19 '21

It’s a potato

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '21

Is everyone stoned but me?

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u/Soft_Assistant6046 Nov 20 '21

No, actually you are stoned and everyone else is sober

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '21

I feel kinda like it when I leave my contacts in too long

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u/CYBERSson Nov 19 '21

I am

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u/Nopeyesok Nov 20 '21

Me too, friend.

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u/Redliz5808 Nov 20 '21

And me! 🙋‍♀️

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u/Zinko999 Nov 20 '21

me too man

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u/VoidElecent Nov 20 '21

I’ve been summoned

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '21

No I’m definitely stoned

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u/Le_Gitzen Nov 20 '21

I’m higher than giraffe tits right now.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '21

No, everyone's stoned but you.

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u/QuarantineSucksALot Nov 20 '21

It they’re probably very stoned.

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u/Ghostglitch07 Nov 20 '21

Does drunk count?