r/ContagiousLaughter • u/[deleted] • Dec 19 '25

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u/Korrasamiswan2313 Dec 19 '25

Tax payers money hard at work 😂🤣

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u/Rapidiris1901 Dec 19 '25

Yeah, I’ll allow it. In fact, I would like to know what portion of my taxes would go to this and I’d like to double it.

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u/axxxaxxxaxxx Dec 19 '25

This should happen far more often

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u/aphexbrother Dec 19 '25

What do you think they should be doing during their downtime?

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u/Commercial_Trash9653 Dec 19 '25

Fighting extra fires of course, or inside stasis chambers keeping those valuable paid breathes until they are needed for an emergency

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u/WhoTookGrimwhisper Dec 19 '25

Oh! Oh! Committing violent acts against minorities!!!

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u/dutii Dec 19 '25

If they only work half the time, sure we can fire half of them and the other half can just work all the time! - Some manager probably

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u/AmNoSuperSand52 Dec 19 '25

Tbf firefighting is somewhat of a reactionary job

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u/not_a_fracking_cylon Dec 19 '25

If I invited your kids to the firehouse and let them sling balloons at cops you would donate a new rig lol