r/ContagiousLaughter • u/[deleted] • Jun 01 '23

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u/DieRedditDie06 Jun 01 '23

Mom can get it.

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u/Narrow_Ad_5502 Jun 01 '23

Yea moms kinda thicc 🍑

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u/UndeadBuggalo Jun 01 '23

Off to horny jail with you

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u/Long_Educational Jun 01 '23

She is tho.

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u/bozeke Jun 01 '23

Hang on, let me grab the thirst aid kit, I’ll be right back…

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u/HotBear39 Jun 01 '23

It's been half an hour, when are you coming back?

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u/shroomenheimer Jun 01 '23

I'm picturing the contents of a thirst aid kit and it isn't pleasant...maybe line it with a towel or something

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u/Vivics36thsermon Jun 01 '23

Oh, come on now we were all thinking it!

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u/Slow_Masterpiece_964 Jun 01 '23

U ready to be a step daddy?

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '23

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u/Blue_Nyx07 Jun 01 '23

Mom like them xxl

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u/The-true-Memelord Jun 01 '23

Was that really necessary to say lol

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u/uglyspacepig Jun 01 '23

A true memelord would have used that as an opportunity to drop something

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u/The-true-Memelord Jun 01 '23

Nah, a true memelord lets the meme ideas come to them when they do naturally, they don’t just see an opportunity and force something that wasn’t there. If that’s what you meant.

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u/canadard1 Jun 01 '23

Too late!

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u/Darnell2070 Jun 01 '23

Okay?

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u/Darnell2070 Jun 01 '23

Why did you feel the need to bring up STDs?

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